Friday, January 31, 2020

Championship Pizzas & Lots of Boys

We have having a slew of visitors over the next month, and it all started two weeks ago when my cousin Jake came to visit. He's been visiting every January for the last three January's, so when he first started coming we had just gotten Etta, and we were going through all that drama. I think she remembers him visiting because of that. She was happy to see him. 


And so were the boys. There were a lot of video games played that week. 


And he arrived just in time for Championship Sunday pizzas! I'm so exicted they were all yummy pizzas, and no teams I hated. Over on the NFC side we had the San Francisco Dessert Pizza. It has a peanut butter base, then its topped with chocolate, peanuts and pretzels. It's like a buckeye on pizza crust. 


We also had the Green Bay Mac & Cheese pizza, it's just like it sounds- Mac & Cheese ON pizza (with bacon bits on top). That's the one in the back there. But in the front, we have the Tennessee Titans Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, and Fried Chicken pizza. It's amazing, but really heavy. We've only had that one for the draft before so we knew it was good, and we had been rooting for Tennessee just to have their pizza since the playoffs started (we never thought we'd get it though, they had to knock off New England and Baltimore to get there! 


Kansas City has a BBQ chicken pizza with gouda and read onion. It's delicious, and totally underrated. 


Of course we had an extra boy, so Calib insisted I make two each of the Titans and Packers. He even bankrolled the extra. (Spoiler Alert: we would have been just fine with four, but over the next few days they did eat the extra leftovers.) 


And then everyone fell into a food coma. 



 We also went to Disney- Hayden stayed home, and Jake sat in the backseat with the boys- which meant poor Peyton got stuck in the middle. He was not pleased. 


I was not pleased with the temperature. It was a cold day. 


But the sun came out, and it did warm up a little that day in the Animal Kingdom. 


I did manage to snag some awesome fastpasses though. I couldn't link Jake's ticket, so he just used my band for fastpasses- and I did a split on one of them, so Jake got to do Flight of Passage & The Navi River Journey. Calib and Peyton had to rock-paper-siccisors to see who got to go on which (Calib lost and picked neither). 


We did almost all the rides Animal Kingdom has to offer, and some of the shows. We saw It's Tough To Be a Bug.. 

And we took the train out to Rafiki's Planet Watch. They have Kevin stuffed animals out there!! 


And of course goats and pigs to pet. 



But, we also did the Animation Drawing Class out there. 


They bring out an animator and take you through various drawings. Last time Asa and I went we got zasu, this time we got tick-tock, the crocodile from Peter Pan. 


I think we all did a pretty good job! 



Everyone reinstalled Pokemon Go too (well, except Asa he had always had it installed), but it was all the rage the week Jake was here. 


When they'd go on rides, I'd try and refresh Fastpasses. I felt bad about only having two for Flight of Passage, so I kept trying to get one more. I did- but not for the right time. I told Calib just to go up there and ask if he could use his early with them, but he didn't want to ask. Asa said he would give it a try- and they let him through, so Calib lost out. But, I rewarded him with a lumpia and a night blossom. 


And we decided to try the blueberry cheesecake too. It was yummy, and I'd get it again for sure. 


After that, I grabbed everyone but me fastpasses for Kilamonjaro Safaris, and I walked the trail while they went on the ride. Then  we all met back up and headed over to Disney Springs for dinner at Chicken Guy. 


The next day Peyton and I stayed behind (his new laptop had just arrived, and I had work to do)- and they all went to Venice for a trip to the beach, Bogey's, and the ice cream place. 


And then we spent the next few days hanging out and playing games. 


Jake left on Friday but we did go to lunch at Walk Ons before he headed to the airport. 


Visitors get Calib's room when they come to visit (except Nate & Allison- they get mine and Asa's room!), but Jake left Calib a parting gift on his dry erase board. Calib said he didn't know what was worse: the Ohio State on his board, or the Jake smell. Either way, I hope he enjoys his room until Tuesday, because then my mom will be here. 


We had a lovely time with Jake. He can come back and visit anytime! 

And closing out January, I have a few other odds and ends - we got ourselves a treasure chest for a leap day time capsule this time around (they were half off at Hobby Lobby, so we went out to pick one out!) 


Calib got a really nice sweatshirt as a late arrival Christmas gift. 


And we have had *some* nice weather, which we took advantage of with a cookout. 


We also finished our finer things club book- Of Mice and Men. Hayden actually asked to finish reading it on a Saturday so we could have Finer Things on a Monday. 


I was hoping to have a fun Friday today with Jeopardy, but we decided to split FDR's birthday into two. So, that didn't quite work out- plus we're in the middle of snackadium construction. This year we're going to build one we can use year after year, or at least that's the hope. 


I leave you with a cute dog picture, and a mischeivous Dipper picture. We found him climbing in the pantry the other day. Silly guy. 


Up Next: Superbowl Sunday, My mom is visiting, and Hayden will be 14 next Friday! There's a lot going on! 




Happy 138th Birthday, FDR!


Yesterday and today we celebrated our 32nd Preisdent, the one, the only: FDR! 

I don't have any outfits to wear for FDR, but it was a reason to get out my Eleanor Roosevelt finger puppet. (Of course Hayden would do on to rate Eleanor on his First Lady Dream Team as the 'All Around Badass'- I'm in total agreement). 


And I searched through all my old magazines and newspapers to find some pertinate ones to display. 





Since we're covering elections this go around, there is a lot to cover with FDR, plus there are a lot of cameos- and Hayden suggested we do it over two days instead of one. It was actually a great idea.



So buckle up, grab yourself a prohibition cocktail (or two!) and have a hotdog! If it's good enough for the king and qeen of england, it's good enough fro you. 


Also, worth noting- you deserve a cookie if you finish this one. (Or, a donut in honor of FDR- but don't tell Mrs. Nesbiit- she tried to make sure FDR ate his oatmeal and his brocolli). 



2020 Edition By Corinne Waterstraut- Part One

138 years ago today, the future 32nd president of the United States of America was born in Hyde Park, New York. The Roosevelts had been the “it” family for generations and had the wealth to prove it. His businessman father, James, amassed an even bigger fortune than his inheritance working in coal and transportation (and breeding horses). James wasn’t in the business of politics, but he did have friends in high places, including President Grover Cleveland. (Who once told 5 year old FDR: “My little man, I am making a strange wish for you. It is that you may never be president of the United States.”)

James’s first wife died, and on his second marriage he went with a much younger model. Sara Ann Delano was 26 years younger than him. In fact, she was a few months younger than James’s son from his first marriage.  

So by the time Franklin was born, James was well into his 50s and pretty ‘hands off’ as a father. But, maybe that was to balance his wife out; because you don’t get more of a hands on parent than Sara Delano Roosevelt. She often said Franklin wasn’t a Roosevelt at all, but rather a Delano.
Sara dressed toddler FDR up like a doll. She kept his hair long and put him in dresses until he was 3 (which, at least was considered ‘fashionable’ at the time). When FDR was old enough to voice his opposition to it all, though, she finally agreed to stop taking pictures of him in dresses, but only if he wore a mini navy blue sailor suit (this would be considered a ‘grand compromise’ in the Roosevelt household). When Franklin wanted to cut his long flowing locks, his mother shed tears. Don’t feel too bad for Franklin, he did get a pony for his 4th birthday.

But as Franklin got older, Sara got even more overbearing. She managed and scheduled every moment of every single day from the time he opened his eyes until he was asleep at night.

Franklin had zero privacy. She followed him everywhere, had a ladder to climb up to his bedroom window to check in on him, and gave him baths until he was 9.

FDR couldn’t even get away to hang out with his friends. She selected all of his playmates for him. But, everyone knew Sara was extreme and when nobody wanted to come over she’d resort to begging people to come over and play with him.

         Eventually after literally banging his head against the wall enough, and complaining about being unhappy, Sara gave him one day of freedom to go out and do whatever he wanted. FDR would die with the secret of what he did that day.

         After that, she let up at least at bath time and picking out his friends. but FDR went on to have a pretty normal rich kid in the late 1800’s childhood. He played polo, and tennis and golf. He spent summers at his family’s “cottage”, often traveled to Europe, and on his 16th birthday he got a little gift of a sailboat.  He was bred for a life of yachting and cocktail parties.

         Money, wealth, power: it was all in his genes. FDR’s ‘23 and Me’ is a who’s who list of leaders: George Washington, John Adams, James Madison, Ulysses Simpson Grant and Winston Churchill (7th cousins one removed). He was also related to Martin Van Buren and Zachary Taylor, but when you have some of the biggest names in history in your family tree, those guys become less impressive.


         The guy has a pedigree, and money. But he also has good looks, charisma and a disarming sense of humor. He radiated confidence and energy. He might be a little cocky and arrogant, or not be the most studious guy we’ve ever had as president, but he had the charm and style that rivaled the best of them.
It’s no surprise, Franklin studied with the best tutors. He went to Harvard College where he majored in history, got mediocre grades, and joined a fraternity. Eventually he went on to Columbia Law School (he passed the bar, but dropped out before graduation)

         When FDR was 18, his father died. But lucky for FDR he had to only look to his 5th cousin for a new role model: just elected Vice President Teddy Roosevelt (who in just one short year would become President Teddy Roosevelt, thanks to Leon Czolgosz). Like everyone else who loved Teddy, FDR was attracted to everything Mark Hanna hated about Teddy.

         Then at age 20, FDR’s life would be changed on a train ride when he ran into Teddy’s niece (and Alice’s cousin!), his future wife, the most ambitious first lady of all time, the one, the only: Eleanor Roosevelt.

         Ok, so first of all, yes they are technically related, but they’re fifth cousins once removed. And if you’re still grossed out by it you have to trace the Hyde Park Roosevelts and the Oyster Bay Roosevelts back 230 years to find a common relative of FDR and Eleanor. We’re talking like just after the Pilgrims here, people.

If they weren’t such prominent families- I mean if you say things like ‘Oh, hi, I’m Eleanor of the Oyster Bay Roosevelts’, and ‘Oh yea, I’m Franklin of the Hyde Park Roosevelts’, you’re from some pretty fancy pants lineage- they probably wouldn’t even know they were related (well, except for the same last name).

Eleanor had exactly the opposite upbringing as Franklin except for the money part, you know, a Roosevelt and all that. But Anna Eleanor Roosevelt’s (who was called by her middle name her whole life) parent’s were very hands off. She was starved for affection, and often depressed as a result. 

Eleanor was also painfully shy. She was not educated and called an “ugly duckling”. Her mother was ashamed of how “plain” she was and called her “Granny” because she thought her daughter was boring and unhappy. For whatever reason, her mother didn’t see the promise in her daughter who would go on to become one of the most beloved First Ladies in US History. And her father was too busy drinking himself into alcoholism and having an affair with a servant to pay her any attention.

Eleanor’s childhood gets even more tragic: Her mother dies when Eleanor is only 8 years old. Then, two years later her dad died when he jumped out the window of a treatment center when he was going through withdrawal.
Eleanor’s aunts and grandmother took her in, finally teaching her how to read and eventually sending her off to London to study until she was 17, when her grandmother summoned her back for her “social debut”.

Eleanor would have preferred to forgo all the social parties, though. In her school in London, everyone adored her. She finally got love and attention, and as a result, gained the confidence she so sorely lacked as a child. She wanted to continue her education, instead of joining the social circle of the Oyster Bay Roosevelts.

It’s the 1900s now, and women are still pretty much expected to sit there and be pretty, but Eleanor has other plans. She’s so annoyed when one of her male relatives starts criticizing a new organization that is "drawing young women into public activity", she rushes right out to join.

So here is Eleanor, volunteering for the brand-new New York Junior League, teaching dancing at the East Side Slums.  She saw first hand the living conditions of the poor, and was appalled at the overcrowding of apartment. She would spend the rest of her life advocating for people who had less than her (with a brief break to get married and have kids, but I’m getting ahead of myself).  
And now we have Eleanor on this train, where she runs into FDR, and the rest is literally history. (Though, people say on their first date, she took FDR to a slum to show him how the other half lived).

In just over a year, the two are engaged. Of course, Sara isn’t thrilled- because what overbearing mother is ever thrilled- and does everything she can to thwart the wedding (even enticing FDR with a Caribbean Cruise), but three years later Franklin and Eleanor are married.

Eleanor is walked down the aisle by none other than Uncle Teddy who is the current president of the United States.  (But family fued alert: You might have noticed Teddy is a Republican and Franklin is a Democrat- things get awkward when Franklin actually campaigns for William Jennings Bryan in 1908, against Teddy’s chosen successor William Howard Taft)

A now married Eleanor and Franklin move into the family estate. But overbearing Sara makes sure their residences are connected, and over the next 10 years, Sara watches Eleanor’s every move, and even takes control of raising the Roosevelt’s five children. Eleanor, feeling she didn’t really have motherly instincts, let her. (Eleanor would later say "Franklin's children were more my mother-in-law's children than they were mine")
FDR meanwhile is taking the usual route to the presidency. He’s been a lawyer, a New York State Senator, and Woodrow Wilson’s Assistant Secretary of the Navy during World War I. He easily climbs the political ladder with name recognition, aggressive campaigning, charisma and of course, money.

During all of this, Eleanor is being a dutiful wife. But all that would change when she unpacked Franklin’s suitcase and came across love letters to him from Eleanor’s very own secretary Lucy. In the letters, FDR suggests he’s going to leave Eleanor for Lucy, and Eleanor is pissed.

That might have been the end of it all. Back in those days, leaving your wife for her secretary was enough to derail a political career.  We might not have had four term president FDR, and American icon, Eleanor, without what happens next.

Sara Roosevelt was just not having it. She told Franklin he would be cut off from his inheritance if he ran away with Lucy. And then Franklin’s political advisor informed him it really would be political suicide.

FDR and Eleanor both decided to stay together. Eleanor demanded he stop seeing Lucy, which he did, for awhile at least. After that their marriage shifted to more of partnership than a romance. Eleanor also decided to refocus her energy back into public service.

That brings us to the election of 1920.  Franklin Roosevelt is nominated to be Vice President on the Democratic ticket with James Cox, the current Governor of Ohio.

Since we’re not celebrating James Cox’s birthday, I think you know what happens there. But, we’ll have other opportunities to hear about this election because every guy except for Cox on the tickets would end up President at one point or another: the Republican ticket features Warren Harding, and Calvin Coolidge. It wasn’t even close though. The Democrats were walloped 127 to 404. FDR had emerged as an impressive figure in the Democratic party though, and his political future looked bright.

Just a year passes and we arrive on August 10, 1921. Yes, it’s Herbert Hoover’s 47th Birthday, but it’s also an important day in FDR’s history. The family is off at their ‘summer resort’ and Franklin spends the day sailing, fishing, swimming and even helps put out a forest fire with some locals before jogging two miles home. It was exactly how you’d spend the day if you knew it was the last day you could ever walk.

And, it was in fact the last day FDR could ever walk under his own power. He’d contracted the dreaded polio, a highly infectious disease caused by a virus, that invades your nervous system and can cause irreversible paralysis within hours. (Historians aren’t all convinced he had polio, but either way he would champion efforts to wipe out polio, including founding the National Foundation for Infantile Paralysis, which would later become the March of Dimes. Then, in the 1950’s the Salk Vaccine would end the polio threat.)

For the next few years, everyone would tell him it was time to retire from politics, and take it easy: his doctors, his friends, and even his mother. Everyone believed it was time to hang it up, except for Eleanor, she was there to support his political dreams.

What follows next is something right out of a Rocky montage: FDR commits himself to at first to just wiggling his big toe, and then to rigorous (and painful exercise) to regain his strength. He gets fitted with iron braces for his legs and his hips. It’s so tight it cuts into his skin, but it supports him enough he can fool people into thinking he can walk. All he has to do is swivel his torso while supporting himself with a cane and he can make it short distances. All his suffering as made him a more determined, humble, fearless man. What he’s suffering from now is unreasonable ambition, and infectious optimism (because as he said “If you have spent two years in bed trying to wiggle your big toe, everything else seems easy.”)
With Eleanor’s help, FDR makes the comeback of all comebacks and by 1928 he’s back at it, and giving a speech at the Democratic National Convention in support of presidential candidate, Al Smith: again, no birthday for Al Smith, so we know he’s a failed candidate.

Not a failed candidate: Franklin Roosevelt for Governor of New York in 1929. Plus it’s 1929, the roaring 20s have come to a screeching halt, and FDR is there to save the day, at least for the state of New York. He initiates programs to help relieve those struggling, and is willing to try anything. His motto: “Try something, anything, and if it doesn’t work, try something else”. As Governor, he became somewhat of a beacon of hope and action for New Yorkers.

By 1932, America needed their own beacon of hope, and FDR became the frontrunner for the Democratic nomination for president. It took four ballots, mostly because of a now defunct rule that a candidate had to get 2/3 majority.

The only guy keeping FDR from getting that 2/3 majority was John Nance Garner, the hard-drinking Texan known as “Cactus Jack”, and current Speaker of the House. So Cactus Jack becomes FDR’s running mate, FDR flies to Chicago becoming the first candidate to appear in person to accept the nomination (surprising everyone with his vigor!), and everyone is happy!

Well, mostly everyone. There are some people who don’t love the idea of FDR at the top of the ticket, calling it a “kangaroo ticket”, code for stronger in the back than the front. Some claim he is “no crusader” and “the weakest candidate got the nom.”

But really, Democrats knew the country was in shambles and their candidate would be a shoe in. All they had to do was not screw this up. And the Republicans knew they were doomed here. By election season the country was in the worst economic crisis in it’s history.  Personal incomes had fallen by half. A third of American workers were out of a job. 40% of American banks had collapsed. 300,000 children had been forced out of a bankrupted school system.

The easiest things Republicans can do is nominate Hoover  again, and bypass putting their money and energy into a lost cause.  So, Hoover is nominated, but without enthusiasm or expectations. He was a dead man walking.

Hoover runs on “prosperity just around the corner”, but nobody buys it. Even former president Calvin Coolidge won’t back Hoover. Ever the man of few words, he simply says “This country is not in good condition”. Time magazine calls him “President Reject”.

Hoover makes his way around the country, getting tomatoes thrown at him in Kansas, in Detroit mounted police have to break up a riot around Hoover’s limo (which admittedly is a bad look to be driving around in a limo during the Great Depression), people are pulling up spikes from railroad tracks in hopes to derail Hoovers train, and mobs of people are demanding he be lynched.

In public Hoover appears tired and lacking confidence, in private he complains of exhaustion and an inability to cope with the “demands of leadership”, and at one point says “I can’t go on with it anymore.”

Franklin Roosevelt is youthful, optimistic, and willing to use any policy to end the Great Depression. His wife is a campaign superstar.  FDR doesn’t need to campaign against Hoover, the American people are doing that for him. He’s vague about his plans, but ends up with the tagline a “New Deal” for the American people. He is exciting and promising relief. He’s a beacon of hope.

It’s like Eeyore running against Tigger. And Tigger is coming with drinks for everyone! FDR runs on repealing the 19th Amendment and ending Prohibition. If you’re doing to be down and out, you at least need a drink in your hand!

To nobody’s surprise, FDR wins in a landslide: 472 to 59. Hoover wins six measly states. The election of 1932 is seen as a “realignment” election. It ended the Republican dominance that had a strong hold for years. Between 1860 and 1932, only four Democrats had won the presidency. Some thought the Democrats weren’t even a viable party anymore- that they’d go the way of the Whigs- but this election proved otherwise.

But, more than that, it shifted how we view campaigns. FDR ran a “candidate centered” campaign. People were more focused on personality than substance. FDR’s policies were vague, but man could he deliver a speech! His personality was magnetic. He’s the reason people say Democrats fall in love (while Republicans fall in line).

If there was anything upsetting about the FDR’s election for the American people, it was that they still had to live with Hoover for another four months, because in those days inauguration day wasn’t until March.


Lucky for Franklin, and the American people he lived long enough to see inauguration day. Seventeen days before his inauguration, FDR was giving a speech in Miami when a guy who “hated all rulers” pulled out a hand gun and started shooting. Joe Zangara got off one shot before people tried to stop him, firing four more shots off wildly. Roosevelt was unhurt, but the Chicago Mayor who was with him, was killed. (Supposedly his last words were to FDR, saying “I’m glad it was me, not you.”)

Five years later Congress would pass the 20th Amendment -nicknamed the Lame Duck Amendment to change the inauguration day from March 4 to January 20.

But for now, on March 4, 1933, Franklin Delano Roosevelt is inaugurated as the 32nd president of the United States. He is our first disabled president, but hardly anyone would ever know it. The secret is kept from the public, making careful crafted appearances and arriving early so nobody ever sees him being lifted out of his car, a car that by the way, has been fitting with hand controls so he can drive for himself.

He goes as far to have a panel installed in the front of the Resolute desk, so nobody can see his wheelchair or his braces, and he has a swimming pool installed in the White House so he could get his exercise.
The press know, but they don’t report on it, as FDR convinces them not to, in a sort of “Gentleman’s Agreement”, which by today’s standards where the press insists on seeing medical records and birth certificates, is just bananas. If someone steps out of line and takes a picture, the Secret Service quickly rush in and destroy the camera. Only two photos ever make it past the Secret Service.

Eleanor works as his shield traveling when he can’t. She is his eyes and ears, visiting solders, giving speeches, and having meet and greets everywhere from hospitals to prisons. She makes appearances when he is tired, and people love her.
Then of course, there were his “fireside chats” so he can reach out to America without having to make an actual appearance.

There is really no time to waste when FDR gets into office. The American people must be saved, and by saved, I mean given back their alcohol. We must fill the mouths of 13 million unemployed Americans with bread and booze! Congress meets for a special session where experts come in to present their case for legalizing alcohol. It’s an argument you may have heard before: special interest groups said it would boost the economy with the tax revenue, and  ‘wet intellectuals’ claim it’d benefit medical studies.
Congress passes the 21st amendment and Roosevelt proclaims: “I believe this would be a good time for a beer”. Though worth noting: FDR good president, bad bartender, as his guests would sometimes dump their drinks into plants killing them. His ratios were way off and his drinks way too strong.

Now that that’s taken care of (ok, not really, he did get to them both pretty simultaneously, but makes for a better story the way I just told it): it’s time to get to the business of bringing the country out of the Great Depression with the ‘New Deal’ and three R’s: Relief, Reform, and Recovery

It’s fitting that FDR, a man who goes by his initials, gave us a series of alphabet soup programs everyone came to know by their initials.


There were the programs aimed at putting people back to work.
WPA: Works Progress Administration, to give people jobs
TVA: Tennesse Valley Authority, to give power to southern states by harnessing the power of the Tennessee river
CCC: Civilian Conservation Corps- that gave poor young men jobs by sending them to rural areas to plant trees and fight forest fires.
NIRA: National Industrial Recovery Act, to help states fund construction projects
Then there were the programs to help people who needed money.
SS: Social Security, to provide unemployment and old-age insurance
FERA: Federal Emergency Relief Administration, that offered direct government assistance to help impoverished

And then there were programs to oversee some of the businesses that got everyone into the Great Depression in the first place.
FDIC- Federal Bank Deposit Insurance Corp, to manage banks
SEC- Security Exchange Commission, to regulate and manage stock trading
FCC- Federal Communications Commission, to regulate telegraph and telephone services

FDR took us off the gold standard, set just a few days ago on William McKinley’s birthday, and closed all the banks and refused to let them open until they proved they were solvent.

It was the first time the government took measures to help the poor and the jobless. He tried to put as many people back to work as he could. When someone suggested including artists in his programs, FDR said “why not? They’re humans. They need to live. Surely some buildings and murals need painted somewhere”.
He left no stone unturned. He ordered his whole staff that if someone called the White House needing assistance, they were to provide it. (After FDR died, Eleanor actually received many letters, for people who had called the White House during this time and received help). 

And our history books would tell us all of this saved the country! Yippee! But, it’s not really so simple.

The New Deal was not without it’s critics. The Supreme Court actually ruled some of it unconstitutional, saying FDR was abusing his Executive Power. FDR said it might not be in the Constitution but “it is our inherent duty to keep our citizens from starvation.”

Conservatives likened him to a dictator with his big government programs. (In response FDR threw a toga party and wore a Julius Caesar crown to his 52nd Birthday Party.

But, as the 1936 election rolled around, all of FDR’s programs were not having blinding success.  Results were actually kind of spotty at best. But the economy was improving ever so slightly. It might not be prosperous country, but it wasn’t falling apart anymore either. The bleeding had stopped.

So FDR was an easy nominee for president for Democrats. 

The Republicans, surprisingly, settled on their guy pretty quickly too. Enter: Alfred Landon: Oil Industry Millionaire , former Chairman of the Kansas Republican Party, and Current Governor of Kansas. You can call him Alf.

And that, there in lies the problem. Even his name has a rumpled, doggie quality to it (and this was before the furry, muppet ALF that graced American TVs in the 1980s) .

They brought him out as the “everyday American”, but that really just translated to ‘not terribly presidential.’ Republicans go as far to bring in bring in a “political groomer” and film director to teach Alf how to smile without his mouth hanging open, keep his chin up, and give a firm handshake. They tried to tout him out as a “Kansas Lincoln” with his folksy manner, but people just weren’t buying what the Republican Party was selling.

The people who the programs were helping were now indebted to FDR, and the Democrats were picking up new voters out of gratitude to FDR. Alot of New Deal policies were helping businesses and farmers, bringing in Midwest and middle class voters.
But, there was one group that wins for most impressive change in voter behavior. It’s funny the Republicans should mention Lincoln, too, because a lot of black voters had been loyal to the Republican Party since Reconstruction because of the Great Emancipator. Southern blacks, especially, had been reliably Republican for over 70 years. Nobody thought anyone could alter their devotion to the Republican gold standard (a little McKinley joke for you): Abraham Lincoln

But FDR had won them over with his willingness to make federal relief available to them at a time when they were considered ‘below’ whites.

Eleanor should get huge props for this. Eleanor is one of the greatest humanitarians of the 20th century, She was a firm advocate for the advancement of Civil Rights and fought to end segregation and discrimination, and encouraged Franklin to do the same.

Since the whole Lucy debacle years ago, Eleanor and Franklin shifted from husband and wives to political partners. They led independent lives, and lacked any sort of playful husband-wife relationship. They had separate bedrooms, and lived their own lives. 

And FDR was fine with it. By now he’d moved on to another mistress- Missy. Missy was his secretary – when he was Governor of NY- not hers, so Eleanor didn’t seem to mind as much. It wasn’t a secret to Eleanor that Missy would show up sitting on Franklin’s lap in the oval office.



But FDR appreciated Eleanor for the partner she was. He knew he was only able to perform as president with his disability because of his awesome wife, He had an affection for her, just not a romantic one.

He called her Babs, rated her the ‘most extraordinarily interesting woman’ he knew, and allowed nobody to criticize her in his presence. He even quipped he wished she wasn’t so ‘darn busy’ so he could see her more.

Eleanor traveled so much, a headline once appeared: “Mrs. Roosevelt spends night at White House.” She would become the first first lady to have a public life of her own. She really broke the mold! (In other “first” women: Eleanor was even about to get flying lessons from another badass woman, Amelia Earhart, when Amelia disappeared.)

Eleanor made her cause, FDR’s cause too. They communicated via an “Eleanor Basket” next to his bed, where she’d place papers and memos she wanted him to read.

She pressured him to work for the unheard. She advocated for him to improve the lives of women, blacks, and poor people.

She once resigned from a group that wouldn’t let a black singer give a concert at their auditorium in D.C. Then, she arranged for the singer to put on a concert on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial.

She was responsible for a 1st woman in a presidents cabinet. FDR faced backlash for the appointment too. He chalked it up to Eleanor, and said he’s rather have trouble with his critics for an hour than Eleanor for the rest of his life.

She also allowed only woman to attend her weekly press conferences, since they usually weren’t allowed in the presidential press conferences. Not only was Eleanor out there having her own press conferences, but she was writing her own column called “My Day” where she shared about her life as First Lady.



She was tough as nails. There was a family story that when a bomb went off across the street from their house in 1919, (they lived across the street from the Attorney General and America was at war- crazy things happened) FDR rushed to his kids to see if they were ok, and Eleanor told them to go back to bed because “It’s just a little bomb”, a phrase the kids would use for years. She refused Secret Service, and instead carried her own gun.

People just loved her: women, minorities, the underprivileged, they all found her to be a calming presence as if they were their bff.

And Eleanors helped FDR’s campaign just as much in 1936 as she did four years earlier, if not more. Working people often met with her and said things like “Mrs. R (as she was called) is the only man we have ever had in the White House who would understand that my boss is a son of a bitch.”

FDR had a way of campaigning that he used though most elections. The election season was short back then, most candidates only campaigned from Labor Day in early September through October and into the first few days of November.

FDR would campaign even less. He found it best to show up sometime in October, give speeches that attracted thousands, and demolish his competition, before wiping the floor with them on election day.

And he preferred to do it all without mentioning their name. In fact, that was his number one rule: do not use the candidates name. You could call them “gentleman from…”, you could call him “FDR’s opponent”, but never by his name. FDR didn’t want them to get any sort of name recognition, because he thought people vote for names they know, and if we don’t say it, they won’t recognize the name.

Not everyone loved FDR in 1936. And FDR knew it was an election about who liked him and who didn’t. Time for an FDR quote: “There is one issue in this campaign- and it’s me. People are either for me, or against me.” Some Progressives thought the New Deal didn’t go far enough, and they needed more help.

And then there were the third party candidates, and there were a lot of fringe groups formed by opposition to FDR and the New Deal.

·     There’s the Old People’s Movement formed by a doctor in LA who said FDR was ignoring the most vulnerable groups. Old people wanted their pensions.
·     Then, there’s this crazy Louisiana Senator who proposed a program called “Share the Wealth” where the government should redistribute money.
·     And finally we round out the trifecta of crazy with Catholic Priests, who are now giving weekly radio sermons talking about how the New Deal was “controlled by Jewish banking interests.”
         The three crazies get together to form a super crazy: the Unity Party.
        
Republicans know FDR is going to win a lot of places, but if they can get the third party to play spoilers, they just might have a chance.

So, presidential or not, they bring out the guy they think gives them the best chance, Alf Landon. After all, he’s the only Republican Governor who won re-election in 1934.  They think his Kansas roots will appeal to farmers, his work in the oil business will appeal to businessmen, and his balanced state budget with appeal to fiscal conservatives.

FDR is a hard guy to run against in 1936, though, and Alf is facing an uphill battle. If he rejects the New Deal, that’s become pretty popular with some people, he’ll alienate voters. If he didn’t argue against it, he’d piss off Conservatives who thought the government was becoming too centralized. We were basically Communists and we were just days away from falling into a totaling state like the Soviet Union, or turning into facist Italy.

So he toed the line, supporting relief programs, but also talking about spending limits. He suggested sending things back to the states instead of relying on the federal government.

Landon complained to his campaign managers that he wasn’t seeing working people, and instead the Republicans were only setting him up with “stuffed shirt businessmen and bankers”. Alf was pretty sure he was about to lose the election. At one point a reporter asked him if he was going to win. Alf responds: “no chance”, and then begged the reporter to keep his remark off the record.

Some people thought Alf was turning the tide. The reliable Liberty Digest Poll was released in October, and it had Landon ahead. They had him winning 370 to 161.



The Republicans ramp up their efforts with scare tactics. They claimed the Social Security Act set to go into effect January 1, 1937 was a giant swindle, so they took a page out of Mark Hanna’s playbook and  posted flyers in factories that announced: “Your sentenced to a weekly pay reduction for all your working life. You’ll have to serve the sentence unless you help reverse it in November.” And workers had slips inserted with their pay, that warned: “Effective January 1937, we are compelled by Roosevelts New Deal to make a deduction from your wages and turn it over to the government.” Hey, it worked for McKinley!

They even claimed that all American’s would have to wear dog tags with their Social Security numbers on it.

It was October now, so FDR thought it was time to stop his sailing vacation and campaign. His speeches attracted as many as 100,000 people. By now he was pissed at the Republicans and called out their selfishness and greed, and their unwillingness to help the people.

FDR didn’t call his opponents bad names in public, but privately he called Alf “the White House mouse who wants to live in the White House.”

But Alf would never move to the White House. In fact, he was further from it than any other candidate in history. He won only two states: Maine and Vermont, for a total of EIGHT electoral votes.

FDR won 98.49% of the electoral votes, the greatest electoral college victory for anyone who ever ran opposed. His popular vote count wasn’t shabby either, at 61%


Fun fact: people gave Maine and Vermont a hard time for being outsiders. Some suggested FDR should sell them to Canada, and someone put up a sign going into Maine and Vermont that read “you are now leaving the United States.”

But Maine and Vermont got to stay, and so did FDR. He was moving on to his second term. If the first go around was about the New Deal, this second go around would be all about the New War.

And the from what we know now, the New War, more than the New Deal would in actuality be what pulls America out of the Great Depression.

But that’s for tomorrow and Franklin Roosevelt part two.
The Story of Franklin D. Roosevelt
2020 Edition By Corinne Waterstraut- Part Two

So here we are, less than three years into FDR’s second term, Germany invaded Poland and World War II has begun.

America stayed out of the conflict, but they also capitalized on it. American factories began producing weapons for the Allies. We were producing ships and planes and supplies faster than every before. It got dubbed the “Arsenal of Democracy”.

It was a good plan, one designed to get America involved in the war effort without getting America involved in the war. The war was putting jobs back into America, and while FDR’s plans helped with relief from the Great Depression, the war is ultimately what pulled us out of it. (Even more irony for you, years later everyone basically admitted all those New Deal programs came from programs Hoover had started).

While we’re busy producing guns and ammunition, the world is busy killing each other, and Hitler is busy enacting his plan for world domination, we rolled around to the Election of 1940.

At the time there was an unwritten rule, set by George Washington’s example, that president’s did not serve more than two terms. But it’s become increasing clear that eventually the US is going to have to get involved in the war, and people are worried about switching a president in times like these.

Because FDR told them they should be worried about switching leadership in times like these. America needed strong and constant leadership, that he so happened to provide.

Now you’re probably thinking, couldn’t he pass the torch to someone in his cabinet? The thing about it is, FDR didn’t really want to give up the presidency. Yea, Yea, he thought he was the best person to lead us through the likely dark times ahead (after all he’d pulled us out of the Great Depression), be he also loved being president. Case and point, this FDR quote: Wouldn’t you be president if you could? Wouldn’t anybody?

And so FDR hatched a plan to stay in office. First, he had to sabotage any of those people that America thought he could pass the torch to.

Cactus Jack? Why, he’s just too conservative, and didn’t even support all of those New Deal programs. He’s Anti-labor and we all know it, just look at him and his industrialist and coal mine owning buddies! He’s an embarrassment to the FDR’s liberal administration!

General Jim Farley, Postmaster General, the first Irish Catholic politicians in American history to achieve success on a national level, the leader of the Democratic Party? Why he just knows too little about international affairs.

And coincidentally, both of these guys are strongly opposed to FDR running for a third term. Whether it’s self serving, and they’re hoping to be the next in line, riding those FDR coat-tails all the way to the Oval Office, or they’re trying to uphold the standard set by George Washington is up for debate.

But while FDR can spread gossip and whisper about these guys, he knows he can’t actively seek the nomination. But, if the American people were to, say I don’t know, nominate him anyway, well, what’s a guy to do? Abandon their country when they need him the most?

And there was a plan for this too, enacted at the Democratic Convention in Chicago. While party bosses weren’t thrilled with the idea of a third term, FDR had plenty of people in his corner.

Take Harry Hopkins (name not important), but he’s one of FDR’s BFF’s and the guy in charge of the Convention in Chicago. He put a private phone in his hotel bathroom that had a direct line to the White House to keep FDR updated on all the going ons.

And then there’s the Chicago Mayor, an FDR supporter, who is prepared to go on stage and read a memo from FDR to the entire convention, announcing he will not actively seek re-election.

And finally, there is the infamous “voice from the sewers”, that belongs to Chicago’s superintendent of Sewers. He’s coordinated with the Mayor, and as soon as the Mayor reads the memo, Sewers guy, from the basement, shouts “no! no! no! We want Roosevelt!” into a microphone from the basement that broadcasts through the speakers in the Convention Hall.


And that’s all it takes. Delegates think the voice if from the floor, jump on the bandwagon and start shouting for FDR, who is easily nominated on the first ballot.

Might he have been nominated without the voice from the sewers? Maybe. But, we’ll never know. FDR had taken center stage in possibly the first convention where a president actively manipulated delegates in his favor.
And then he went on to manipulate them even more. Cactus Jack couldn’t possible be his VP again after all this. So he needs a new guy, and FDR wants Henry Wallace, his Secretary of Agriculture who would appeal to farmers, and who had, conveniently, supported the idea of Roosevelt serving a third term.

Democratic bosses don’t love the idea, and FDR knowing everyone really wants him now, says he won’t accept the nomination if Wallace isn’t on the ticket (the balls on this guy, am I right?) If his empty threat didn’t convince everyone, his secret weapon would: Eleanor. She was sent to the Convention to speak to the delegates and convince them they wanted Wallace. Of course she was successful, she’s Eleanor Roosevelt!

So the Democrats have their nominee, and the Republicans need one too. After being utterly destroyed in 1936.

They look at Thomas Dewey, the current Manhattan District Attorney; the Senator from Michigan Arthur Vandenburg. They consider William Howard Taft’s son, Robert A. Taft (WH. Taft wasn’t around to campaign though, he’d been dead for 10 years).

But all of these guys are isolationists, and by the time the Convention rolls around, it’s pretty clear we aren’t going to be able to just isolate ourselves from what’s going on the world. Hitler has invaded Belgium and France and reached the English Channel.        

The Republican Convention in Philadelphia in 1940 was not ideal. They still seemed like the hot mess of a party that FDR murdered in 1936. Right before the convention Philly’s zoo oldest elephant died, setting newspaper editors up with the easiest joke ever. And it was the first convention ever to be televised, so those Americans with a tv (which wasn’t that many at time) could see if all happen in real time.

Republicans have to go to the sixth ballot to find their candidate, too. He’s not the party bosses favorite, and he is a bit of a dark horse candidate. He comes out of nowhere, and his nomination gets dubbed the “Miracle in Philadelphia.” He’s a guy who has never held public office before, but is having success with him grass roots campaign: Meet Wendell Willkie.



Willkie has everything Alf Landon didn’t. He has a compelling personality, bright and lively, and articulate. Republicans think maybe this guy could be another Abe Lincoln, and this time they mean it. He’s tall (6’2”, 230 pounds to be exact), good-looking, and young-ish at only 48 years old. He doesn’t need any political groomer to teach him how to shake hands; his handshake grip could pop a can. Nobody has to teach him how to smile; he’s warm-hearted and oozes energy, drive, and confidence.

Basically if personality and intellect are the sole criteria for a nominee: Willkie is it. He’s a dynamo, a force of nature.

He might not be a political guy, but he has a pedigree. Both his parents were lawyers, he was Class President, and an overachiever. He had experience in a lot of fields: during college he worked all over the country in iron mills, and  cement plants, oil fields, farms, and even taught history.

He worked his way up to become a Corporate CEO of a Monopoly at one of the most successful companies in America: public utilities. But unlike Corporate CEO’s today, he did what he could to help the people, and developed a rate structure to help Americans have cheap power, especially in rural areas.

He’s the most colorful and exciting guy we’ve seen since, well, FDR. He matches him in charisma. But, Wendell Willkie and FDR have something else in common too: Willkie is also a Democrat, or was, at least up until 1939.

He had supported most of the New Deal, he had openly favored FDR’s aid to Britain, and he was even a delegate who voted for FDR in 1932. Hell, he even donated $150 to FDR’s campaign that same year.

It wasn’t uncommon for people in 1940 to have politicians jumping ship and swapping party for political advantage. But most were moving from Republican to Democrat, not the other way around. FDR even said “You know, Willkie would have made a great Democrat, too bad we lost him.”

Americans are divided over the war. The Doves are anti-intervention, the Hawks and interventionalists, and the Hawkish Doves favor aid to Britain, short of war.

Wendel Willkie is a Hawkish Dove, leaning more toward the Hawkish part than the Dove part. He believed in supporting the Allies, and said we were being “foolish for ignoring growing crisis”. He argued that FDR running for a third term was hurtling America toward “one man rule”, and claimed that all FDR’s programs were costing Americans too much, calling him “Franklin Deficit Roosevelt”.

His grassroots campaign is impressive. His “Willkie for President” Clubs bring out 4 and a half million voters to petition for him. They send out millions of letters and telegrams. His supporters love his crusading and aggressive style, with his dramatic speeches in which he is wildly waving his arms.

He travels by train to 31 states in 7 weeks. His engaging conversational style works to his benefit until his voice gives out, and he never fully recovers (even with a doctor following him around). His scratchy throat makes him a less effective speaker, the thing he had going for him the most.

And Willkie’s voice isn’t his only problem. He’s been a Wall Street Lawyer, and a Utilities Executive, but never a politician, and his inexperience is showing, and he’s making Rookie Mistakes.

He’s neglecting organizations that have historically helped Republicans get elected, he’s leaving too much to amatures, and writing his own speeches. His impromptu talks with voters are going way too long and he’s constantly falling behind schedule.

He’s stumping in areas where FDR is super popular, and Republicans are still blamed for the Great Depression. Voters in these areas have taken to throwing things are Willkie to air their grievances. Eggs were the most common projectile, but people also threw everything from tomatoes, oranges, and potatoes to ashtrays, phone books, rocks and even chairs. Willkie takes it all in stride until someone threw an egg at his wife and he lunged at them. (A guy also pulled a gun on Willkie, so I wouldn’t say he had the easiest time on the road).

His conversational style has gone from endearing and exciting to “off the cuff” comments that are getting him in trouble. He says “to hell with Chicago”, which doesn’t play well in the Chicago papers. He’s talking about his Secretary of Labor and says “And it won’t be a women, either”, seemingly attacking the first woman ever appointed to a cabinet position (thanks again, Eleanor!) Willkie’s running mate, Charles McNary, a hardened politician, told him “Don’t forget, young fellow, in politics, you’ll never be in trouble by not saying too much.”

It’s October now, so FDR is ready to get himself into the swing of the campaign. He follows him same strategy and doesn’t acknowledge his opponent (because people remember names!), instead Willkie gets called that “simple, barefoot, Wall-Street Lawyer”.

And things start to get ugly. The Democrats put out pamphlets claiming Willkie’s utility company used spies to break up labor unions, and publish pictures showing Willkie’s fathers grave, where he’s been buried and then neglected in a potters field (what kind of monster neglects his own father’s grave, after all?)

Willkie has scare tactics of his own. He warns everyone we will assuredly go to war under FDR, meaning “wooden crosses for our sons and brothers and sweethearts”. He claimed American boys are “almost already on transports”.

FDR hit back, exaggerating Willkie’s isolationist stance saying “anyone who is pro Hitler in this country is also pro Willkie”.

For all the mudslinging, it’s kind of weird that some smears remained unused from both parties.

Republicans had discovered weird coded messages written by FDR’s Veep Candidate, which looked like he was in cahoots with some foreign governments (sound familiar). 

While the Democrats had uncovered Willkie’s mistress. FDR had his fair share of mistresses as well, but apparently Willkie was now paying his wife for making certain appearances for him. He’s basically living with his mistress, Irita, who he likes more than his “pedestrian thinking Indianan wife”. Friends say if he wins, Irita will move to the White House with him, instead of his wife.

Some suggest some sort of agreement was made between the two candidates, but nobody knows for sure why the scandals were hidden from the public.

In the end, FDR would be elected 449 votes to 82. FDR carried every single big city in the US except for Cincinnati, Ohio, but he still didn’t win over Maine and Vermont.

 On the bright side for the Republicans, Wendell Willkie won five times as many states as Alf Landon, with 10. He also got more popular votes than any Republican candidate had ever gotten, a title he would have through the next two elections as well.

1940 was a big year for FDR. He became the first guy to run and win a third term, and he was given the best Christmas present ever, a regal Scottish Terroir, who would be named Murray the Outlaw of Falahill (after John Murray of Falahill, a famous Scottish Roosevelt ancestor). Don’t worry though, he’s not super formal, you can just call him Fala for short.

Fala joined the lineup with his other doggie siblings: Major the German Shephard, Tiny the English Sheepdog, and Winks the Llewellyn Setter.

While Major had a ‘biting off the pants of the British Prime Minister’ incident, and had to be exiled from the White House, Fala, was universally loved and  the star of the show. Eleanor and the media mentioned him often, and as a result he received thousands of letters.

Fun fact: FDR had to make a strict rule he was the only one allowed to feed Fala after White House kitchen staff members were giving him scraps and making the puppy sick.

So now we move into 1941. The inauguration is just monotonous at this point, even the Chief Justice who had done all of FDR’s swearing ins had joked about it. But things are getting worse for the country, and FDR personally.

His second favorite mistress Missy died (making him run back to his first mistress Lucy), but more importantly on a historical scale: December 7, 1941 the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor and whether we wanted to be involved in World War II or not, now we were.

FDR for his part wasn’t opposed to going to war, he’d wanted a reason to get involved for awhile. In October, before Pearl Harbor, Germany was attacking US boats, and FDR announced “America has been attacked”, but stopped short of declaring war. As far as Japan was concerned, FDR had cut off the sale of oil to them, which accounted for 25% of their supply.  Everyone knew where we were headed. It wasn’t a matter of if, but when. FDR was sure Japan would attack, but he was thinking they’d go after us in the Dutch Indies, or Thailand, and send bombers to the Philippines.

But, that’s not where Japan attacked. They killed 2,403 Americans with their surprise attack on the naval base at Pearl Harbor,  and FDR gave his infamous speech to Congress about the “day that will live in Infamy”.

Anti-war sentiment had evaporated overnight, and before anyone could digest what had happened in Hawaii, we were officially in World War II.

This is an all hands-on-deck situation here, and FDR enlists everyone to help.



Eleanor becomes a calming-moral-boosting-presence, traveling all over to visit troops. She becomes the first first lady to fly across the Atlantic (Amelia Earhart would have been proud) solo, when she heads over to Europe to tour bombed areas in London, visit women’s training centers, and inspect US  Red Cross Stations.

Her great communication skills rival FDR’s. The Roosevelt’s are offering a one-two punch of optimism and reassurance to the American public: her with travel, him with his Fireside chats. (Worth noting, here FDR adds to his alphabet soup of programs with the USO, the United Services Organization, the provided social, educational, welfare and religious services to armed forces.)

Even the Roosevelt kids are there to help. Two of his sons enlist to fight in the war effort. Their daughter takes over hosting duties at the White House since Eleanor is traveling so much, and hardly ever there. (It’s a point of contention for Eleanor and her daughter, but it all works out in the end).

And don’t forget the dog! Fala ‘s name was used as a password American troops to safeguard against Germans trying to pose as Americans on the front lines. And FDR took him out on moral boosting trips, including a visit to the USS Baltimore where so many sailors cut his hair off as souvenirs, the poor dog was left with bald patches.

That help also  comes from an unlikely source in the guy FDR just beat for president of the United States: Wendell Willkie. A week after the election, Wilkie gives his “Loyal Opposition” speech, telling his supporters we have to get behind the president in these dangerous times.

He works for FDR, going out on personal envoy missions to the Middle East, China, Britain, and the Soviet Union. Before we even got into this whole mess, back in 1940, Wendell was instrumental in getting the Lend-Lease Act passed (So we could lease vital supplies to our allies after Britain didn’t have enough money to outright buy them).

FDR was impressed by Wendell’s patriotism, even giving a toast in honor of “Wendell Willkie, in word and action, who is showing what patriotic Americans mean by rising above partisanship and rallying to a common cause”. Privately, FDR would say “I’m glad I won, but I’m sorry Wendell lost”.

Republicans, meanwhile, called him Judas, “Roosevelt’s Stooge” and said he was only “a Republican by name for less than a year, and that period was much too long”.

So we all know the major players in WWII: Hitler (Germany) and Mussolini (Italy) are the bad guys. And the good guys, who aren’t without their flaws, but still seen generally favorable: Winston Churchill (Great Britain) and FDR. Then you have Stalin in Russia. He’s like a bad guy, but not the worst of all worst guys because he’s not outright committing genocide, and he’s like the necessary evil that the good guys need to work with in order to get ahead.

FDR and Winston Chruchill were bros. Churchill, now the British Prime Minster, likened hanging out with FDR “like opening a bottle of campaign”, which is fitting, since Winston and FDR weren’t just bros, they were drinking buddies.

Winston would show up to the White House for week long visits, and pull all nighters, double fisting vodka, and martinis. The staff would call it “Winston Hours” and when Winston left to go home, FDR would sleep ten hours a night to recuperate.

Stalin proved more of an enigma. FDR was used to people falling for his charm and sense of humor, but he just couldn’t break Stalin. So at one meeting with Churchill and Stalin, FDR pre-emptively apologized to Winston, and then made fun of Churchill behind closed doors with Stalin, complaining about “Winton cranky this morning” and going on to make fun of Winston’s quirks. Later in a meeting between all three, FDR would snicker at Stalin , and Stalin was amused.

FDR’s joking had gotten him an in with Stalin. Well, that and his martinis. They might have not been too popular among  US diplomats for how strong they were, but in the Soviet Union they struck just the right balance. FDR’s martinis became known as “America’s lethal weapon”, and an integral part of International Diplomacy (there’s even a bar in Munich named Roosevelt).

So the War is now churning along, complete with US involvement (Great Grandpa Ainsworth is part of the boots on the ground in Italy), and the Axis (Germany, Italy, Japan, Hungary, Romania, Bulgari) and the Allies (US, Britain, France, USSR) are now both working with their complete teams, and the Allies are kicking ass and taking names, and eventually in June of 1944, we’ll have D-Day where General (and future president) Eisenhower  lands one of the biggest blows to the Axis powers.



But back at home, something is going on that really only gets to be a footnote in the history books, but is actually a pretty big effin deal. In February of 1942, racism against anyone of Japanese decent in America was at an all time high, especially on the West Coast, with the thinking that they could be terrorists or spies for Japan trying to sabotage the US.

So, FDR orders all foreigners to register with the government, and then he rounds them all up and sent them to camps: Japanese Internment Camps. California says if you’re even 1/16 Japanese that’s plenty Japanese to be sent off to the internment camps.

Except, America doesn’t even bother to figure out if someone is even 1/16 Japanese. If you’re from Korea or China, people think you look like you could maybe be from Japan, and off to the camps you go. It’s not even based on any real threat as much as it’s clearly and obviously racism (Jimmy Carter would have a Commission investigate and come to this conclusion).

 They’re forced to give up their properties and businesses and transported to hastily built camps in harsh locations. Some wehre better than others. Some got barracks with cots, some lived in tents without plumbing or electricity. But they were all surrounded by barbed wire and armed guards who would shoot if they tried to leave. And hey, there were only a few isolated incidents of guards killing detainees.

Really, how severe living conditions were depend on where you get your white-washed history from. Sometimes you read it wasn’t all that bad. They had laundry facilities and formed a sense of community. Then sometimes you read about the nearly 2,000 people who died from illnesses while in the camps.

And it’s almost as if FDR gets credit because none of this is nearly as bad as what Hitler is doing.  He’s not hurting anyone, and at least he gave them time to get their affairs in order before they reported to the internment camps. Of course, they would be forced to sell their property and belongings, which white Americans were more than happy to take advantage of, giving low ball offers to desperate owners.

FDR gets credit too, because he never actually names the Japanese in his executive order, instead he just gave the U.S. military “authority to exclude any persons from designated areas”. But everyone knows that meant Japanese on the West Coast.

Even the United State Census is in on it, by spying providing confidential information on Japanese Americans.

There was a power struggle over the camps. The War Department claimed it was necessary for the safety of our country. But the US Department of Justice said you can’t just detain innocent civilians.

The camps wouldn’t all be closed until 1946, when FDR is firmly in the ground, and Harry Truman is firmly in the oval office, but it would be a stain on the legacy of FDR, for sure.

And to be clear, too, FDR wasn’t a friend to the Jewish people over in Germany either. He was entirely in the know about the Holocaust and insisted on military action rather than trying to stop the genocide. He believes the sooner we stop the war, the sooner the Holocaust will end.

Let’s go back for now, though, to 1944. It’s an election year, and D-Day has just been a rousing success, the economy is booming thanks to those defense contracts, and the idea of FDR running for a fourth term phases next to nobody. FDR would consider not running, but he told friends and advisors he wouldn’t stand to see a Republican victory and a Republican presiding over a powerful post-war era. Plus, if he runs again, he might actually win Maine and Vermont for the first time.

11 million Americans are in the military service by now though, and some people think the election might even get postponed due to the war.

But, FDR and experts believe the Constitution doesn’t allow for the cancellation of an election, so onward we go.  FDR easily wins the nomination for president, but Vice President is once again the major source of the suspense. It’s time to drop that liberal Wallace, who does nothing for FDR but weaken the ticket.

And it’s time to replace him with the pro-labor moderate, Senator from Missouri, the one, the only: Harry S. Truman, of Harry’s Haberdashery fame! FDR mildly, if not unenthusiastically endorses Harry, who wins the VP slot on the second ballot.

The Republicans come out swinging with their guy too, this go around they put out current Governor of New York, Thomas Dewey (of Dewey defeats Truman fame!) He wins the nomination on the first ballot, mostly because Wendell Willkie had a poor showing in the Wisconsin Primary, then keeled over dead, and General Douglass McArthur withdrew his name after some letter to an ex-choir girl from Singapore who called him “daddy” circled it’s way around.

Thomas Dewey is really the only option they’re left with. He’s a younger guy, only 42, and the 1st presidential candidate born in the 20th century. Republicans are hoping he’ll radiated an ‘air of efficiency’ appearing modern and young, compared to an aging Roosevelt.



 He had a record as an honest Governor. Before that he had snuffed out mobsters as the New York District Attorney. But for being an effective executive, he is lacking sorely in personal appeal. 

His pencil mustache, neatly combed back black hair, and slim stature make him and easy target for his nickname “The Little Man on the Wedding Cake” (which some say came from Alice Roosevelt, but either way, FDR made full use of it.)

1944 was the first wartime presidential election since 1864, when Abraham Lincoln was running for his second term.  With overwhelming bipartisan support for the war effort,  and a majority of Americans now in agreement that the federal government had to play a role in promoting the economy and protecting the welfare of it’s citizens to get us out of the Great Depression, the issues in the 1944 election seemed more like nitpicking than anything else.

Dewey said he wouldn’t repeal the New Deal programs, he would just fine tune them to make them even more effective.

FDR countered by saying the Republicans new found appreciation for the New Deal was “insecure and inconsistent”

Both knew America would have to be in post war efforts, and supported that idea, just in different ways. Dewey was more vague and wary in his ideas, FDR more precise and gung-ho.

The only issue Dewey really harped on was FDR’s health. When FDR is taking one of his pre-campaigning vacations, rumor swirl he’s in the hospital after having had a heart attack, and reporters refuse to leave until they see a living, breathing FDR (which would lead FDR to say “those newspaper men are a bunch of God damned ghouls”

Dewey’s point was gaining traction though. He claimed FDR wouldn’t even survive another term, and to be fair, Dewey wasn’t wrong. It’s kind of a miracle FDR survived past the election. By now he was suffering from heart disease, high blood pressure, chronic bronchitis, and insomnia. He looks white as a ghost and has spells where the “collywobbles” make him lay on the floor until he can begin breathing normally again.

But the Democrats didn’t need to know that. All the whispers and talk, needed to be quieted, and FDR had just the guy for that: his doctor. The doctor released a statement saying “nothing is wrong”, he’s “perfectly ok”, the “stories are not true.

Moving away from health, Dewey focus on age, saying the Democrats have “grown old in office”, that they’ve become “tired” and “quarrelsome”.  FDR’s Secretary of the Interior countered with “Dewey has thrown his diaper into the ring”.

Then, as a last resort, Dewey was reduced to smear tactics. And Dewey had a whopper. Republicans were sure that FDR knew about Pearl Harbor ahead of time, and let it happen anyway. They were considering bringing their case to the American people, when Army Chief General George C. Marshall swooped in, before FDR even knew anything about it. 

All their circumstantial evidence was based on the fact that the US had been able to decipher Japanese code, which by now, they had in fact figured out. Marshall assured the Dewey campaign that they hadn’t decoded the Japanese until after Pearl Harbor, so if the Republicans went public with the information, they’d be jeopardizing national security.

They begged the Dewey campaign to drop it so the Japanese wouldn’t find out the US were reading their secretly coded messages. The Democrats sent Dewey letters, made telephone calls, and sent anyone they could to talk him out of it.

Eventually, Dewey agreed, telling his people to “put it away securely, and forget it”. But Dewey still needed to go after FDR if he hoped to win the election, so he started charging that the Roosevelt administration was under Communist influence.

And then they go after the president’s dog, claiming Fala got left on some islands in Alaska and a warship had to be sent in to retrieve him, costing the taxpayers million of dollars.

FDR ran his usual apathetic campaign until he suddenly came alive, once his dog was attacked. Speaking to his large crowds in five major speeches, he told them: “I don’t resent attacks, my family doesn’t resent attacks, but Fala resents them. He has not been the same dog since!”

He came to the defense of his administration (of course they’re not Commies!), and said the age argument is ridiculous because “we’re all 11 years older than we were when this mess was dumped into our laps in 1933”.

FDR, of course, goes on to win the election. Pollsters predicted it would be close, but it was not. Thomas Dewey wins 99 electoral votes, while FDR rakes in 432. It’s not the most he’s ever won, and he STILL can’t get Maine and Vermont on his side, but he’s still in office and the Democrats have increased their numbers in both the house and the Senate.


The election was good for the country. It showed even during wartime, we can have an election and still be united on the war front. The fourth inauguration comes and goes with little fanfare, and FDR is sworn in on the White House lawn (we’re a nation at war, after all- and it might be a good way to cover up the president’s health without having him have all that fanfare).

His son, on leave from military duty, came back to see his dad’s fourth inauguration. James also knows the war is winding down, but he’s concerned about Japan. He knows there’s more fighting to come, and the body count will climb with an invasion there. FDR assures him “there will be no invasion of Japan. We have something to end the war before any invasion takes place.” FDR can’t tell him what, and James didn’t know it then, but he was one of the very few people in the United States to learn about the Atomic Bomb.


After the inauguration, Roosevelt heads on over to meet with his drinking buddies Winston and “Uncle Joe”, as he’s now calling Stalin, at the Yalta Conference (in Crimea, Soviet Union then, Ukraine now) to decide how Europe should be reorganized after the war, since it’s now a matter of when, not if, the Allies will be victorious.



Stalin will take advantage of his ailing drinking buddy here though, and swindle FDR into giving the Soviets control over Eastern Europe (which as we know now, will sow the seeds of the Cold War).

When he got back from his conference, he addresses Congress and everyone noticed how frail and old he was looking. They say the presidency ages you, and he’s been president for 12 years.

In an effort to rest up, FDR starts spending time in his home and rehab center in Warm Springs Georgia. 83 days after his fourth inauguration, on April 12, 1945 he was sitting with three woman: his cousin crocheting, an artist sketching a portrait, and Lucy (as in mistress #1 Lucy).
Since Mistress #2, Missy, had died, FDR circled back around to Mistress #1. She still had to be kept secret from Eleanor, or course, so Secret Service had been sneaking her in and out.

At 3:35 pm FDR uttered his last words: “I have a terrific pain in the back of my head”, and he slumped over dead.



Any trace of Lucy was covered up, and Eleanor showed up to escort the body of her husband home. Vice President Harry Truman, knowing nothing about what he had gotten himself into (including the atomic bomb), was sworn in as the 33rd president, and the nation was in mourning.

Ironically, the body of a superstitious Franklin who refused to light three cigarettes off a single match, sat at a table set of 13, or started a trip on a Friday, left Warm Springs, Georgia on a funeral train on Friday the 13th, where he was taken to the White House, before eventually being buried at his family home in Hyde Park.

Harry Truman, realizing what an asset Eleanor had been to FDR, asked her to be a U.S. Delegate at the UN, where she created the UN’s Universal Declaration of Human Rights. He called Eleanor “First Lady of the World.”

JFK, might not have loved Eleanor as much as Truman (he once said: “She hated my father, and she couldn’t stand that his children turned out so much better than hers”. But, he recognized her talents and intellect, and asked her to serve on a committee about woman.

FDR left most of his $2 million estate to Eleanor, who would continue on becoming one of the greatest humanitarians of the 20th century, becoming a firm advocate for the civil rights movement, helping to work to end segregation and discrimination.

She would give lectures and publish writings, donating all of her earnings to charities. She’d take in Fala, becoming inseparable with the most famous pet in presidential history, who lived 7 years after his master. (Fala is buried near to FDR).

Eleanor would go on to live 17 more years than her husband, and despite their differences, she would be buried right next to him.

He was the first president to ride on Air Force one, the first president to make the Oval Office his office, and the first president to appear on television.

He saw the dedication of the Golden Gate Bridge, and the completion of Mount Rushmore, but what he’s remembered for is being our leader during the 12 most difficult years in American history, seeing us through the Great Depression and WWII. He was the era’s biggest hero.

Roosevelt is cemented pretty firmly as one of the best presidents. It’d be hard to forget him. Just visit his library in New York to see for yourself.

FDR actually was the first president to design his own presidential museum. Libraries designed by the men they’re meant to inform the public about is quite the conflict of interest. They become ‘archives of spin’, and ‘propaganda museums’. Over time they balance out (FDR’s library was renovated in 2013 and when it reopened, Japanese Internment Camps got a display), but at first they present their legacy with the rosiest of rose-colored glasses. (Fan fact: Fala’s leash, collar, and dish are all on display at the library)

After his death, an editorial in the New York Times Declared “Men will thank God on their knees a hundred years from now that Franklin Delano Roosevelt was in the White House.”

While we know legacies can change over time, so far, FDR’s presidency has been remembered, honored, and revered. In 1997, the FDR memorial was unveiled in DC. He joined the best of the best there: Jefferson, Lincoln and Washington. Plus, it’d be kind of hard to forget a guy who’s face is on the Dime.

And no matter what, he’ll always be the only guy who served four terms. After he died, the 22nd amendment would be added to the Constitution, limiting a president to serve two terms.

So what do you think? Legacy a Scathing Review? 


Or Rose Colored Glasses? 


 Hayden thought most of the elections weren't too sleezy. But he was not pleased with the Wendell Willkie election of 1940. It's funny what he latches onto. Tomato throwing plus rocks and stuff really seemed to make him sympathize with Willkie. I try not to influence his decisions. For the most part I'd put all of FDR's elections in the middle-ish. 


Of course, FDR ends up much closer to National Treasure (as opposed to Dumpster Fire) than anyone else we've covered so far. 



And I loved Hayden's drawing today. He's finally hitting his stride in what I'm hoping to see. He just did Alf Landon on Thursday... 


...but today he did an awesome job!