Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Week 21: "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.. He'll go down and hit the street"

This week's blog title is brought you by the Commission of Hayden's alternate song endings.

It seems like longer than a week ago that the kids had their last day of school. Wednesday they had their candy cane walk. They walk around the nature trail of our subdivision and find the hidden candy canes along the way. Hayden was excited about this, until he realized it was like 85 degrees out, then he wanted no part in it. Yes, I know, most of you reading this are thinking 'what I wouldn't give for it to be 85 degrees'. Even for us that seems too warm this time of year. I'm disappointed because my electric bill is supposed to be super low this time of year due to the lack of air conditioning. When they got home from a hard day at school of having parties, going on their candy cane walk, playing board games, and watching movies, I had made them a 'Welcome to Christmas Vacation' with red streamers to run through. Hayden was terrified of walking through the streamers for some reason, though. The other two thought it was great. Then, I had hidden parts of Santa's Suit hidden around the house in Christmas decorations and they had to locate them- because Santa can't deliver presents in his underwear and suspenders.


Thursday the boys were most pleased they had spent all of Tuesday night cleaning the house, because they just got to play- and didn't have to spend their time cleaning the house. We ended up making Reindeer cookies- which were delicious, and not difficult at all to make. I think I'm finally getting the baking cookies thing down, I just take them out when I think they aren't done- and surprisingly, they're done. All those years spent over cooking the cookies, and this whole time it was just me leaving them in like 2 minutes too long. Lesson learned. Undercooked is best, nobody every got sick from raw egg anyway, that's just something people tell you to deter you from eating delicious cookie dough, but my college roommate and I lived on the stuff for six months, and we turned out fine.

We also made mini ornament cupcakes, complete with a pretzel hook. The boys then made Santa hats and Christmas tree cones, that turned out pretty cute. Peyton glued Popsicle sticks to his cone, and painted it all green. Hayden just painted it green and added little baby pom poms as ornaments, and Calib painted his red, and glued felt and pom poms to make it into a Santa hat. I'm pretty light on Christmas decorations, but after all of our crafts this year I think I'm pretty well stocked. Hayden spent most of his day playing with his toys. I walked over at one point to see all his toy story guys sitting in two groups, with buzz all alone. I then heard him say "The fourth person voted out of Survivor Toy Story= Lotso, bring my your torch" Later I heard him calling out 'Immunity goes to Bo Peep', so apparently, it lasted for quite awhile. I never did find out who won- but I'm pretty sure it was down to Woody and Slinky.

Friday was pay day- we have direct deposit so it comes in around midnight Friday morning. I knew I wasn't going to want to deal with the crowd at Walmart for my grocery shopping trip, so I got up at 1 in the morning, and went and got our food for Christmas Dinner and the week. Only problem they apparently don't anticipate people coming to buy a full cart of things at 1 in the morning, and the only lane open was the 20 items or less lane, so I had to pile things on the counter, get a new cart and constantly go between the two. It was annoying, but less annoying than shopping with all of Land O Lakes the next day.

When I got up Friday morning, I got the boys dressed and we went over to Publix to pick up a couple of things I hadn't gotten the night before, and dropped them off at Justins. Asa and I had decided we would only get each other Christmas presents if the budget so fit the middle of the month paycheck, and while it did- that mid month check came two days before Christmas, so I had to go out that day to get his presents, and I didn't want to take the boys because 1. I knew it was going to be madness, and 2. I didn't trust them not to spill the beans about what I had gotten. Going out then was a nightmare though. I had to wait through 4 green arrows at the light on Dale Mabry and Van Dyke, game stop was out of Xbox controllers, and Kohls not only had no pajamas in Calib's size, they also had zero boxers, besides the over priced Haines. I ended up going to 6 different stores, I had planned on 3. But, I got everything I needed, and went back to claim the kids from Justin, who was awesome to watch them for me. By the time I got home, Asa was out of work- and his shopping trips took far less time than mine, so I quickly wrapped his presents, and then we invited Justin over for take out to thank him for putting up with my loud kids for a couple hours.

After dinner, we noticed it had snowed in the living room. It really was just a dusting of the white stuff (notebook paper) but good packing snow for snowballs. So, we put on our hats and headed out to play in it. When the song of Asa's choosing started, we picked up the snow, made it into snowballs and threw it in the other teams territory. Whoever had the least snowballs on their side at the end of the song was the winner. Asa crossed over into the boys territory and was therefore disqualified, leaving only me and Hayden on our team. Needless to say, Justin, Peyton, and Calib were victorious. Hayden didn't really seem to care though, he just laid down and started making snow angels in the snowballs. Asa has also been teaching Calib how to play poker, so we played for a little while, until Calib had some crazy amounts of luck and the rest of us were broke. In a bored moment, Asa complained about not having enough Xbox controllers for Calib, Peyton, Justin and him to play dungeon defenders. I ended up giving him an early Christmas controller, and they spent the rest of the night happily playing their video games.



Christmas Eve we all woke up pretty late, so I made us santa pancakes for brunch, complete with a strawberry hat, and a whipped cream beard. The boys quickly changed the days till Santa number to 1, and punched the very last punch in the board. I knew I would have to fill their day, or they would wander around bored, so the last punch was to draw a activity out of the Christmas jar ever hour from noon to 6. Peyton had gotten in enough trouble he was one strike away from losing privileges for 24 hours, so he spent most of the day in his room, trying desperately to avoid getting the last strike, and therefore losing video games on Christmas. (He had asked for some new ones). At noon, Calib pulled out making cookies for Santa. He happily rolled some chocolate chip cookie dough into balls, with Hayden, and we all ate some of the leftover dough. We were sure Santa wouldn't mind. At one, we played pin the nose on the snowman. Peyton played, and luckily won, or his poor sportsmanship could have been his downfall. Hayden was so far off, I thought he was going to pin the nose on the wall.


At two, we made a chimney, since Hayden was quite worried about how Santa was going to get into the house. We told him if he made one, Santa could use his magic to make it real, So, I cut out the template, and Calib and Hayden laid the bricks with cement (the rubber kind), and hung some socks as stockings. I helped a little, because by the time it was two I was pretty much done watching the Bucs embarrass themselves. At three, we made sugar cone Christmas trees, with green frosting and m&ms. Peyton participated in that one, because I think at that point he was ready for a snack. At four, Hayden made a clay pot Reindeer, complete with a red nose. And Calib made a clay pot snowman complete with ear muffs. At five, Hayden and Calib made some Popsicle stick wreaths, and painted them green. It was the last of our crafty Christmas activities, because at six, we played Christmas Minute-to-win-it. We decided it best to play as a team, to try and keep a lid on the poor sportsmanship that runs rampant in our family. For each task completed successfully, we each got 5 marshmallows in our hot chocolate. The first task one of us and to complete successfully was to eat a cookie by getting it from our foreheads to our mouths without using our hands or dropping the cookie. This is harder than you may think, but Peyton came through for us in about 45 seconds. The second task three of us had to successfully stack 21 cups in a Christmas tree shape. Asa and I came through, with time to spare, but none of the kids could make it happen. Our last task was throwing ornaments into four cups, which we completed in just under the 60 second time limit. I ended up giving everyone fifteen marshmallows anyway in their hot chocolate Santa mugs anyway.


We had the usual Christmas Eve dinner of finger foods, complete with the Sattler family tradition of crab meat dip, and the new addition of the peanut butter ball. The boys opened their new pajama's and put them on, as Waterstraut family tradition states. Then we all watched various Christmas shows we had been DVR-ing for the last month or so. I found Phineas and Ferb more entertaining than I thought it would- mostly because they changed the title song to Christmas Vacation instead of summer vacation. It was pretty catchy. Then Hayden left out is reindeer food, muttering about how he doesn't think thats what they eat, but he'll put it out anyway. Asa and I commented on how the large birds that frequent the streets of our neighborhood for food would probably be pleased if the reindeer didn't like it. Just before bed, it was time to leave the milk and cookies out for Santa. Each of the kid picked one cookie to leave, and Hayden misunderstood what we were doing and took a bite out the cookie. When we explained to him those were for Santa, and he should put it back on the plate he started crying and saying 'But I don't want Santa to know I ate his cookie! He'll be so mad!!" I didn't figure it was worth the argument, so I let him eat that one, and pick a new one for Santa.

We read the boys the Night Before Christmas, and tried to see if they could name all the reindeer. They only had 3 of them before they started spewing out random names of Dixie, and Donald. We let them all have a sleepover in Peyton and Hayden's room, and wrapped up the door to the hallway in crepe paper so they couldn't come out to the livingroom and see all the presents, or wake us up before we wanted to be woken up on Christmas morning. We put out all the presents. In our house, Santa only brings one present, and the rest are from me and Asa. This is good for a few reasons. 1. You don't have to hide the gifts once you wrap them. 2. You can tell them you're wrapping presents, and not to come in, instead of waiting till they're gone or asleep. 3. You can put out presents right away, instead of having to wait until everyone is asleep. It's a pretty awesome system I came up with about 9 years ago. Genius on my part, if I do say so myself. Santa did remember to eat the milk and cookies, and wrote a note thanking Hayden for making the Chimney. He even put a candy cane in Calib and Hayden's sock on the chimney, but a rock for Peyton since he refused to help. I did decide last minute not to make Calib's netbook his Santa present, though, and Asa was quite annoyed that I wanted until 10:30 on Christmas Eve to make such a switch, but I thought it was a good idea, because everyone was going to talk about how we bought it for him, and Hayden might catch on. I decided to make it his open last present (Santa presents are opened first) instead. I had to rewrap them, because Santa presents come in Santa wrapping paper, while nothing else does. I hadn't wrapped the Santa presents ahead of time, and hadn't even opened the box from Amazon that Hayden's bat tower came in. When Asa discovered this at 11 pm on Christmas Eve, he was shocked, and said to me "Wait, so you don't know for sure this is the bat tower', and there it was- the panic had set in. Oh my God, what if this WASN'T the bat tower Hayden had been asking for- for at least two months. Luckily, Amazon's perfect streak of not screwing anything up had continued, but I can't believe I never thought to check it- with my trust issues? Phew. Disaster Averted.

Christmas Morning, we went to go get the boys at 8:30, and Peyton was the only one awake. The other two quickly got up, and raced to the wall of crepe paper we had made the night before. The dogs were also quite confused by this wall. Peyton broke through it, and everyone else followed him. When Hayden checked the chimney he noticed the candy canes, and I said very loudly, "Peyton- I think Santa left you a rock because you didn't want to help with the chimney" The look he gave me like 'come on, mom' was priceless. But, as it was Christmas morning, he didn't do his pout-pout face about it. We opened our Santa presents first, and I could tell Calib was disappointed, but he said nothing. Maybe it was mean to do to him, but he did also have less presents since his laptop was more expensive than his brother's toys. He didn't figure it out until we got down to just a few gifts left, and wondered why he didn't have as many. When he got his open last present he was so excited to see it be a laptop, he's been using it non stop since Christmas morning. Including adding me to skype, and trying to skype me from across the room.

They really enjoyed their presents. I loved seeing them open their pajama eaters, because they saw them, and they were like 'this is cool'- then they saw their drawings in the same box, and were like 'whoa, this is awesome!'. Because of the last minute shopping, I'm still waiting for a present from Asa to me to arrive. I'm pretty excited about it. Hayden was thrilled with his bat tower, and all his imaginext toys. Imaginext is the best toys ever, they're super durable. If you have boys, it's a must get.

I made Christmas morning breakfast, while Asa cleaned up the gigantic living room mess. We had angel food cake french toast with strawberries, hash browns, and bacon. I highly recommend the angel food cake french toast- it was quite yummy. We spent the day unpackaging and untying a whole lot of toys, while the kids played with their new things. We had our usual Seafood Christmas dinner, and Justin came over to play Calib's new board game, Quelf, which I found to be hilarious. Although, apparently my talking like a pirate skills are not up to par, and Justin got sick of me laughing because he had to command me to be silent every time. I still contend it's not my fault I didn't have my thumb on the table that last time. Asa and Calib then went to get my mom from the airport, which apparently was super crowded. I didn't see that one coming. They didn't get back till around 10, so it was pretty close to bedtime at that point, but we did have time to exchange a few gifts.


We've been pretty lazy around here since Christmas. The boys have lots of things to do, and seem pretty occupied most of the time. We had lots of games to play, and I was on track to win Nintendo Monopoly till everyone quit to go play Rugby in the field with their new football. We went out to Wiregrass Monday night to check out the light show one more time, and found all sorts of treasures on the discount table, including a 550 piece Where's Waldo puzzle, that Asa is super excited to do with me. Mom was super rude to the lady at the counter though, and didn't even talk to her. In unrelated news, Mom won the no-talking contest.

Yesterday, Calib went to the Outback Bowl Football Clinic at USF. I should have taken a hoodie, because after it rained, the cold front apparently came through and it went from being 75 to 55, and I was freezing. He had fun though, doing drills with other kids, and some USF players and coaches. He even got a free t-shirt and kickball. By the time we got home, it was dinner time. We made a low country boil for the first time ever. If you've never done this, I highly recommend, it was super easy to cook, very inexpensive, and the best part is you get to serve it on newspaper instead of dishes!

Phew. That took forever to write! I was going to say it was nice to spend a low key Christmas at home, but we sure did do a whole lot for it being 'low key'.

Up Next: Lookout for the Waterstraut Year in Review coming later this week- Plus, I'm hoping to go Strawberry picking, to Sharkys, bubble wrap popping, and ice skating! Yay for living in Florida in December!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Waterstraut Year In Review 2011

2011 Waterstraut Style

This year for the Waterstrauts was nothing short of grand,
We traveled by air, by sea, and by land.


Our year started out with Corinne's first champagne cork pop,
And her favorite addition, the puppy, Porkchop.


We fed Reindeer, Moose, Penguins, Buffalo, and Kangaroo,
And toyed with the idea of having our own pet Emu.


Off to ESPN the weekend to run a 5 K,
Asa beat Calib by 30 seconds, so the results say.


Birthdays galore- including Corinne turning thirty-
Asa ran the warrior dash and came home beyond dirty.


At Medieval Times the Red Knight was the winner,
The best part was eating the utensil free dinner.


Easter Baskets hidden in cabinets, ovens, and dog food
And visits to Disney to put us in a magical mood.


A trip to the nations capitol- Washington D.C
And a slice of the biggest pizza you'll ever see


Monuments, Museums, and Ambulance Rides
Sixty-two trips for Asa down a Tennessee water slide.


Many a road trip in the Orange Honda Fit.
Which would have been more fun minus all the vomit.


Past 54 inches, Peyton finally grew,
Which meant waiting in line in a new coaster queue.


Our first anniversary swimming in the gulf in our clothes
Camping in Georgia, where we all pretty much froze.


Epic ice cream sinks, puzzles, and sand castles too,
And visits from friends without Corinne having a clue-


Swimming at Fort De Soto, Rainbow Springs, and in Tampa Bay
A date to paint pottery for Corinne's Mother's Day.


There was the trip to Corinne's 49th State,
And the 18 different animals that Asa ate.


29 days of an epic vacation-
We traveled 12455 miles across our very nation.


Phoenix, Alaska, Seattle, then Niagara Falls-
Our lack of an airport meltdown deserved some applause.


Four stadiums checked off the old to do list,
And a spin around on the famous maid of the mist.


Grandma's much anticipated ride on a camel,
Those Alaskan Moose proved an elusive mammal.


Parasailing, Ropes Course, and Putt Putt to play.
For some activities you must sign your life away


Sock Puppet Shows of the three little bears,
A visit to a Fort up some twisty old stairs.


Trampoline Jumping despite all Corinne's fears,
Pie Making Wednesday with some of our peers.


Hayden's first day of kindergarten came too fast,
Great news from the FCAT- Peyton had passed.


Cirque du Soleil our favorite show of the year-
The little girls with the spools deserved all the cheer.


We went to Monday Night Football to see the Bucs win-
Curtis Painter at QB where Manning should have been.


There were Magic and Lightning games too,
And Halloweekends at the Point to ride the Corkscrew.


Another visit up North for Grandma's 90th Birthday
And brunch with the Family at old Maumee Bay.


Invite Brandy to visit for a whole lot of fondue,
Or go to see her and get treats from Donuts, Voodoo.


The food and wine Fest with fishermans pie,
Asa tried the sushi, and he didn't die.


A visit to the Gulf, Alantic, and Pacific ocean.
The Bucs team this year tested our loyal devotion.


Our first trip to visit the Tampa Taco Bus,
The death of our inflatable alligator caused quite a fuss.


Art shows, Honor Assemblies, and the Fall Fest,
Calib in the spelling bee- we were impressed.


Giranimo Stilton, Captain Nobody and a pajama wearing Pig
By Halloween Porkchop had gotten so big.


Hayden, and the birth of his crazy socks,
Risking our lives to bring Justin some rocks.


Then there was the Rays and their miracle win,
And the time Grandpa got Asa drunk on his Tonic and Gin.


Thanksgiving this year saw a Bacon wrapped turkey,
Don't listen to Amanda when buying alligator jerky.


Corinne, the Waterstraut Island Survivor winner
And Seafood was back for our Christmas dinner


Christmas at home where it's very low key,
We learned Hayden's laughing fits could make him pee.


Pajama Eaters, Puppet Shows, and all kinds of crafts,
A year full of good times, and a good many laughs.


A great year for the Waterstrauts here in Land O Lakes
Sorry if you weren't part of it, them's just the breaks!




Highlights and Lowlights of 2011
(As voted on by the Council of Residents of Bellehurst Loop)

Favorite Holiday of 2011:
Peyton's Birthday
Honorable Mention: 4th of July

Favorite State visited in 2011:
Alaska in a landslide

Favorite Meal of 2011:
Mideval times
Honorable Mention: any day of the cruise

Favorite Craft Made in 2011:
Slime, and Christmas Tree Brownies in a tie (Hayden voted twice)

Favorite Video Game played in 2011:
Dungeon Defenders in a 3-1-1 vote. Skyrim and Luminous came in with a vote a piece.

Favorite Visitor of 2011:
Grandma Sattler-
and mentions of Brandy and her two visits (But, I equally enjoyed Amanda's visit too)

Best Sights of 2011:
Hubbard Glacier
in a Landslide.

Best Kodak Moment:
Feeding the Moose in Alaska.

Best Movie 2011:
Muppets,
with Thor receiving a respectable 2 votes.

Most Disappointing Moment of 2011:
No (Wild) Moose picture, No Cruise Ship Crab Legs

Worst Meal of 2011:
Half our Taco Bell order missing.
(Hayden was still pretty upset about his chips and cheese, and this happened months ago.)

Favorite Sporting Event:
Monday Night Football
Honorable Mention going to the Lightning game

Favorite Gift Received:
Santa gifts 3 votes, Porkchop 1 vote, Laptop 1 vote

Favorite Group Game Played:
Munchkin by far!
(Though newly acquired Dicecapdes got some nods)

Favorite Animal Pet:
Reindeer narrowly edging out the Moose.

Favorite Hotel Stay:
Caribbean Beach Resort
Although it was a hard choice between that and our suite in Anchorage.

Favorite day of the Year:
A tie!
Peytons Birthday, and driving from Anchorage to Fairbanks.
(Hayden's vote doesn't count here, because he said today- blaming the memory of a 5 year old)


2011 Dundee Awards:

Most Board Games Win:
Corinne.
In what everyone but Corinne thinks is a landslide.

Most Pajama's peed in:
Hayden.
With 100 percent of the vote, and 100 percent of the precincts reporting.

Most Madden Wins:
Asa.
(Despite Calib's best efforts)

Most times grounded:
Peyton.
Honorable Mention: Hayden

Most hair brushed out of his face:
Calib.
Tied with Justin Bieber. (But at least he cut his hair)


2012 New Years Resolutions:

Hayden: "I'm gonna be less more bad"
Peyton: "Getting my arm stronger throwing, and learning more about fish."
Calib: "Getting more exercise"
Asa: "Learn how to make a Cappuccino leaf"
Corinne: "Buy a house with more kitchen space"


Next Up: 2012. Happy New Year, Everyone!



Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Week 20: "This is not what Reindeer Eat."

This week's blog title is brought you by the 'Association of Funny Things Hayden Says'. Today he came home with 'Reindeer food' they mixed up at school to sprinkle on the lawn for the reindeer to come eat. Hayden then raised his hand, and informed his teacher that this is not what Reindeer eats, and he knows because he fed Reindeer. (If you recall we went to the Reindeer petting farm in Alaska'. He then procedded to tell his classmates everything he knew about Reindeer. And, then, that he ate one. (We also had that Reindeer Sausage). I don't think he would remember that we ate Reindeer, expect a few nights before at dinner, he randomly blurted out 'Hey, remember that big boat we went on where everything was free and I went to kids club' and then we started talking about our trip, and the Reindeer Sausage and lots of other fun awesome things. I like to remind them about our Alaska trip, since it's probably the coolest one we'll ever go on.

Anyway, it's been a busy, busy week in the Waterstraut household. We've been keeping on with our Christmas Activities. One of my favorites this week was the blindfolded Christmas drawing game. The boys were blindfolded and given instructions for what to draw, and then given points based on their drawing. The fireplace can't touch the Christmas Tree after all, thats a fire hazard! Peyton like the game only after he discovered the extra ornaments on his tree as opposed to off his tree pushed him over the edge, and he was the winner. Peyton's favorite was our crystal ornaments for the tree. Who knew some boiling water and borax combined would form crystals on pipe cleaners formed into various Christmas shapes. Cool project that one was. Hayden liked making the snowflakes out of toilet paper rolls. I suspect this may be because he enjoys any opportunity to get paint on everything around him. Calib thought the footprint/handprint Reindeer were the best, probably because he laughed the most when I painted his foot for the footprint. Something about it tickling too much. The cutest by far was their handprint snowman ornaments. Adorable.

Thursday also saw another doggie birthday around here. Sophie and Gracie (who yes, are biological sisters) turned eight years old. I can hardly believe they've been with us for eight years already. Gracie hasn't slowed down a bit, she's still just as dumb and loveable as always. Sophie, however, has punched her AARP card. You tell her to go outside and she gives you the 'eh, I'll go later' look, refusing to move. You tell her to get off the couch and she looks at you like 'I've dealt with these kids pulling at me for eight years, I've earned my right to sit here' look. If you dare throw a ball for her to chase she give you the 'you know how old I am' look. Don't even think about telling her to go out when it's raining. Then you just get the 'Seriously? You think I'm going out there? I'm too old for this crap' look. But, I love her, greying hair and all. They did really like their birthday cake. Since I had just made Porkchop the peanut butter cake with cream cheese frosting, I mixed it up and made the girls carrot cake with banana frosting. They were fans. Happy Birthday, Girls!

I finished up some sewing projects this week too. I made a draw string bag for Hayden's table fort, and hemmed it up. I origianlly put it on the table and was trying to pin it up so it would all be perfect, but in the end I just said screw it, took it off and folded the edges up without a real measurement. It turned out fine though. I also made a puppet theater for Hayden, and I cannot wait to see the first Hayden puppet show, it's going to be great. I also got a ton of stuff done around the house, and a bunch more presents wrapped. The pile is certainly growing.

Besides all that, Friday was camp-out in front of the Christmas Tree Night. We orignially were going to try to put the tent up in the livingroom, but Calib had started in with the runny nose, and I wasn't sure how it would work with all the dogs probably wanting to sleep in there with us, so we skipped the tent, opened up one couch for Peyton and Calib, made a bed on the other couch for Peyton, and dragged our mattress out there for me and Asa. Then we watched all kinds of little Christmas shows we had on the DVR. I didn't sleep all that great, but the boys loved it. Apparently, when my mom called the next morning while I was out at the grocery store, she said she wanted to have one when she got here too, so another Christmas Tree Camp-out we should have.

The down side to the sleepover may have been Calib feeling a little worse the next day. Some of Asa's friends were having a Christmas (or just December for our non-Christmas celebrating friends) party, and we had all planned on going- but with Calib's cold I just didn't want to risk him getting anyone sick, especially this close to Christmas. So, I made one peanut butter ball to send with Asa and Peyton to the party, and made a mini one for me, Calib and Hayden. Calib was really bummed about it, so I let him and Hayden each have one present early. I gave Calib the board game my mom had gotten for him, and Hayden some toy story guys, so the three of us relaxed, played some Sorry, watched an ugly Bucs game, and tucked ourselves in on the couch. It was a nice evening, until Hayden realized he was going to have to go to bed without Peyton- then it got ugly. But all in all, a nice evening- and Peyton seemed to have a good time at Kevin and Katie's looking at their fish tank, and being drooled on by the dog.Hopefully next time we can all make it.

By Sunday I realized Hayden and I had skipped over his homework completly. Luckily, Hayden loves doing his homework, so we sat and did all seven pages in no time at all. Then, we realized the dryer Asa had previously fixed for us, had completly given out. This was no good, because I was already in desperate need of doing laundry. The last thing I wanted to do was head to a laundry mat the week before Christmas. I hadn't been to the laundry mat since college. Asa and I decided to go with renting one, because I have no idea if they'll be one in the new house, what kind of hookups to expect or anything like that. We'll see if we end up being here a lot longer, we may just get a new one. Either way, it was delievered today, so I am happily drying some laundry (piles, and piles of laundry) now.

I had also procrastinated long enough on the rest of the cookie baking, so I finished that up, handing off the job of the Rum Balls to Calib and Asa. Yes, Calib made the rum balls. I'm such an awesome parent. Most of the rest of the cookie baking was me in the kitchen, with Calib watching football. Since the Bucs had already played- he was watching Red Zone (which is just a highlight of all the scoring plays/drives). Anyway, so I know he was trying to be helpful but he'd just start yelling "Touchdown!" "Interception!" "Sacked!" And I had no idea what game was which. It was pretty awful. I was particularly interested because I was playing Peyton in our fantasy football league for the superbowl! Calib apparently had been managing Peyton's roster for the last three weeks though, trying to get me out of the playoffs, and his team in. Well- ah ha! It didn't work! I AM THE SUPERBOWL CHAMPION! Peyton then pretended to be all upset about it. He's a sore loser, I have no idea where he gets it from *cough* *cough* Asa *cough* *cough*

Sunday was also the Survivor Finale, and in an effort to pay homage to the first season we all watched together as a family, we held Survivor: Waterstraut Island. (Season 1 of course). The first challenge, I had to double as the host. I made a pretty good one too, and suggested Asa vote me out first so I could continue on, but he refused, and voted for Calib instead. Hayden had immunity since he ate his (gummy)worms the fastest in the usual gross food challenge. This backfired on Asa, as I had thrown my vote his way as to not upset the kids, and Calib had also voted him out. I had a bad feeling when I came into the confessional(aka our bedroom), and dropped my vote into the urn (aka the pot we cook spaghetti in), when I returned to sit on my stump (aka ottoman), I had a feeling Asa was going to get his torch snuffed (aka wrapping paper roll with red construction paper flames on the end of it). And there it was, the first person voted out of Survivor Waterstraut Island, and the first member of the jury: Asa. The tribe had spoken.

In the second challenge we had to draw rocks (crayons) to determine teams, as it was a puzzle challenge. Hayden and Peyton had both gotten those spiderman puzzles at the holiday store at school, so we competed in two teams of two to complete the 20 piece puzzle without the box to see what the puzzle was. Peyton and I smoked Hayden and Calib's team, and in a 3-1 vote, Calib headed to the jury. The final challenge was to transfer water from one bucket to another using a sponge getting it past the painters tape line in each bucket. Though I was tired from lack of food, and the tiring life at camp, I mustered up the strength and nairly edged out Hayden for the immunity necklace. He tried to scramble for votes when we got back to camp, but Peyton and I made an alliance day 1 (aka 20 minutes before hand) that we would take each other to the finals. Besides, Peyton wasn't likable to the jury for how arrogant he was when each of their torches were snuffed.

The final tribal council was rough, lots of questions about my alliance with Peyton. But in the end (after two re-votes since Hayden voted for himself- then Porkchop) I took home the million dollars (aka the chocolate donut) in a 3-0 vote. Peyton was devastated that he lost, ran to his room screaming, and has brought this up several times since. Especially when he learned I won the super bowl in a two week battle by six points. He starts yelling about how I win everything, and I didn't even remember the Survivor incident. Anyway, we then all sat and watched the finale of Survivor together, and were all pretty bummed at the winner.

Monday was PJ day at school, so I ended up giving the boys the PJs that I had wrapped for them to get and wear on Christmas Eve, per tradition. Since the dryer was broken, I had no clean PJs for them. I don't even know why they have school this week. They've been coming home talking about how they were playing board games, watching movies, and making Christmas Crafts. This morning I dropped them off to Christmas music blaring over the PA in the breezeways, Teachers wearing Santa hats, and the Principal giving out candy canes. They were actually only supposed to have Friday off, but they turned Thursday into a furlough day, so tomorrow is the last day for nearly three weeks.

Asa took the day off on Monday. He had one personal day left, and if he didn't use it, it would just go away at the end of the year. Unfortunately he realized this when most days in December already had the maximum people on vacation/personal time, so he ended up with a random day instead of some time between Christmas and New Years. It was really nice to have a date day with him, and not having to worry about a babysitter. We went out to lunch, and went to see a movie together. We even got to make a stop at the grocery store together, which may not sound very exciting, but is pretty much unheard of for us. It was a nice day with my super awesome husband, though if I ever go on wheel of fortune, I'm going to refer to him as my horrible, awful husband- because we get so annoyed at all the adjectives people use to describe their spouses and kids on that show. After our date, Asa went to pick up the boys- and I went to the post office, which was nearly enough to kill my good mood. The line was out the door and around the building. It moved fast enough though, and the cookies, stuffed octopus and elephants are on their way to Ohio. Justin came over Monday night, and got hooked on dungeon defenders just like the rest of the boys in this house, and I watched the game biting my nails, hoping to win the fantasy football super bowl- which, in case I haven't mentioned, I totally did.

Today we had free pizza for dinner- a credit from pizza hut from totally screwing up our last order- and the drier got here. I spent the majority of the day house cleaning. I even cleaned out the pantry- taking everything out of it, giving the shelves and floor a good wash down- and then we made a five person assembly line to reload the pantry. It went super fast, and Hayden kept saying he was working in a factory. I also tackled cleaning Peyton and Hayden's room with them, while Asa and Calib organized Calib's room, complete with nerf guns hanging by hangers in the closet. Hey, as long as they aren't all over the house, I'm pretty pleased. Anyway, the house is cleaner now than it's ever been 5 days before a visitor gets here- I'm not even sure what to do with the rest of the week, except freak out every time the boys make a mess. It was super awesome of everyone to help clean the house though, they're awesome people to live with. Peyton also had his truth meter moved up to five, which is a pretty big deal because he earns back privileges, and he hasn't had any for quite some time. Just in time for video games he's getting for Christmas- yay!

That's all I think I have to share. I forgot to write stuff down this week, so I'm sure some funny things occurred that I didn't write about. Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas (or a Happy Hanukkah- which I'm learning about by the way) and I'll see ya next week for the Waterstraut year in Review.

A few funny conversations to share:

Hayden: What dad? You were calling my name
Asa: No I wasn't
Hayden: Yes you were
Asa: Maybe it was the spirits
Me: ASA!
Hayden: ASA! (THE INFLECTION WAS SPOT ON)


Me: Why do you look so big today?
Hayden: Because, I'm growing up, Mom.
Asa: Ohhh...
Hayden: You just got burned.
*sigh*

Me: Hayden, I will call the North Pole if I have to
(later after Hayden is out of the room)
Calib: really mom, you're going to call the north pole.
Me: Calib, shut it. It used to work on you.
Calib: really mom, you're going to call the north pole
Me: I'm going to call the stores I got your presents at and see if I need a reciept to take them back.


Next Up: Uh... Christmas... Obviously. And a visit from Grandma!

*Disclaimer* Blogger is being all weird, and won't let me upload pictures, and has me using this weirdo font. So, I guess, sadly, no pictures this week.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Week 19: I Even Postpone Procrastination


Countdown Alert: Only Eleven Days Till Christmas! (I'm only told about 10 times a day how many days it is until Christmas, so I thought I would share.) Anyway, this week saw lots of Christmas related activities, including getting our tree. More on that later....


I hung the mistletoe this week. The boys are not fans. However, the mistletoe is hanging in the hallway, where they must walk under it in order to go to their bedrooms. My new favorite past time is sitting under the mistletoe, and tackling them when they come through. Sure, they flail about, and whine, but eventually I get a kiss on the cheek, and they get to go on their merry way. It's a win-win situation. At one point I asked Hayden for a bedtime kiss. I got one, but he declared 'Ok Mom, but next time I get a mistletoe pass'. They're all getting so big, I'll take what I can get.

We made some arts and crafts this week, Hayden's favorite was the brown paper bag reindeer puppets. This is good because I am making Hayden a puppet theater for Christmas, and I've already wrapped a bunch of puppets for him. He ran around saying his puppet was better than anyone elses, but then later begged Calib to use his too. The hours of entertainment that a kid can get out of a brown paper bag with some pipe cleaners, pom poms, and googly eyes glued to it is amazing. Thursday we made a Christmas Tree out of plant pots. The boys each painted one green, and used a sponge to add some red 'ornaments' to the tree. I later tried to retrieve another pot from the garage for the stem, and hurt my ankle climbing over camping gear. Calib declared me 'out two to three weeks with a high ankle sprain'. It was all for nothing to, because the pot wasn't even in the garage, it was up on the plant shelf- on the island of forbidden toys. This is where toys that have been confiscated go on vacation until they are earned back with random activities. These activities can range from singing I'm a little teapot for a nice you tube video, to cleaning your room. Asa and I are such awesome parents.

Friday was Hayden's student of the month assembly, which I missed. Which, makes me feel like an awful parent, despite my previous paragraph. He told me he was student of the month, but he never brought home the paper. Calib told me he was probably either Author of the month or Mathlete of the month, because they get their pictures too, and there isn't an assembly for those, you just eventually bring home your award. I am so upset about missing it, I don't even want to talk about it- but, I did want to mention that Hayden is student of the month. Yay Hayden!

The boys also went to the holiday store and purchased some things for Christmas. I have no idea what Calib bought, because he can express the self restraint it takes to hide the presents until Christmas. Hayden and Peyton, however, came home and immediately gave presents to me and Asa. It was a bad day, and I was being really hard on myself for missing Hayden's assembly, so I think they did it in part to cheer me up. Hayden got me a cute little bracelet, and Peyton got me a keychain. Calib was apparently at the holiday store the same time as Hayden, and over heard Hayden saying he needed to get something for his sister. Confused, Calib went over to tell Hayden he didn't have a sister. Hayden insisted he did. When Calib got in the car he was telling me the story about this, and Hayden chimed in with 'but I do have a sister'. Equally confused as everyone else, I asked who his sister was and he replied with 'Gwen'. Apparently Hayden needs a run down of family trees.

After the boys got home on Friday, we decided to go see Santa. Now, Hayden is the only Santa-brings presents-believing kid I have left, so I wasn't sure I could convince Peyton and Calib to sit for the annual family Santa Picture, but they actually did- with no complaining. I did bribe everyone with milk shakes at Red Robin, so that may have had something to do with it. Asa then bet me $5 this wouldn't be the last year Calib would sit for a picture, somehow I doubt it. Our timing was perfect to catch the light show at the mall again, and Hayden found the 'snow' just as entertaining the second time around. When we got home we all sat down and watched the Grinch. I think it's really funny the things Peyton picks up on now. Of course he knows those kind of movies are pretend, but then he'll comment on the strangest things. We start up the grinch and Peyton says "wow, that must be a really high altitude, look at that cloud cover".

Saturday we went to get our tree. We usually just go to Target or wherever and pick one up, but this year I found a farm about half an hour from here that you can cut down your own. Granted, these aren't the usual northern christmas trees, but you still get to chop down a tree! We all went out there sporting our Santa hats (with the exception of Asa who decided his warrior hat was just as festive), and settled on an eight footer. Asa chopped it down, and they shook it and wrapped it and even tied it to the top of the car for us. Meanwhile, the boys got to pet baby animals, and run around in the field. I think this will be our new Christmas Tree tradition, it was a lot funner than picking out a tree at Target.

When we got home, we had a hard time getting the tree to stand up without its usual tipping , thank you plant ledge, rope, and hook. You save my ornaments every single year. Oh, and I can't forget you, brick, holding down the fort at the base. I just want to take a second to point out the discussion that happens every year when we take down the tree.

Me: Hey Babe, please don't just jumble all the lights up like that.
Asa: It'll be fine.
Me: Until next year when I have to untangle them.
Asa: It'll be fine.

Fast forward just over 11 months to putting up the tree. And, untangling of lights. After that, we decorated the tree, and as per Sattler family tradition finished up the evening with Chinese food. Then, we watched the always hilarious National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Super Awesome that the boys are getting old enough to like movies that aren't specifically for kids. It was brought to my attention this week they've never seen Ferris Buelers Day Off. We're going to have to remedy that.

Sunday, oh gosh, Sundays. The day when the Bucs lose, and Asa gets angry about it. But, hello, did anyone see the Tim Tebow game? I gotta say, I had given up hope and got in the bath tub, then realized this thing was totally in reach, and got out of the tub to see the end. He definitely restores my faith in football. Plus, hilarious things about him on twitter when he pulls off the miracle wins. I suspect next week may be the end of the magic, but then again, it is absolutely magical.

We also made candy cane and snowman pizza's on Sunday. It's nothing all that creative, just pizza in the shape of candy canes and snowmen. I love how the shape of something can make it magically taste better to a child. Peyton is not a fan of homemade pizza. But, shape it into something fun and he's totally on board. Same thing with Pancakes- so strange.

I've had my sewing machine out a ton these last few days. I made some elephants and octopus to make sure they were done in time to send out for Christmas. Then I started tackling some of the projects I wanted to get done for the boys for Christmas. I made a table fort for Hayden. It's this slipcover type thing that fits over the table and makes it into a super awesome fort, plus a nice drawstring bag to keep it in. I've also been churning out pajama pants like you wouldn't believe. I found this tutorial:
And I will seriously probably never make another pair of pajama pants any other way. I can get them done in half an hour- and since I bought all kinds of the material when it was $1.49 a yard, and the elastic buy one get one free, It's costing less than $2.50 to make a pair. Ridiculous! I'm thrilled when I can do things on the cheap, so much so I was excited yesterday when I had to whip up another batch of laundry detergent. I will never ever again pay for that stuff.

Anyway, my most impressive project for the week has been the boys Pajama Eater Monsters I have made. This is a combination of two ideas I stumbled across- Stuffed animals that kids can feed their -not quite clean but not dirty enough for the laundry- pajamas to, and then retrieve later. And a website where kids can draw their own monsters, send it in, and have it made into a stuffed animal. I posted Peyton and Hayden's on facebook, so I'll share Calib's here.
Monday we had a snowman race, which was super fun. The boys picked Peyton to turn into a snowman. They had a start line, and a finish line, and had to stop at stations to complete the snowman. If they did it before the Ma-nom-a-nom song was over on you tube, they would be rewarded with hot chocolate. The stops were getting wrapped up like a snowman (in toilet paper--from the dollar store of course, I'm not wasting a roll of Charmin on that), buttons (circles cut from black construction paper), a pipe (made from pipe cleaners), a scarf (red crate paper), and a hat. They completed this before the song was over- but then begged Asa to be the snowman the second go around. That was even more entertaining to watch. I took video- so I'll have to post it on you tube. Pretty funny stuff.

Last, but certainly not least, this week, I'd like to share with you Hayden's Master Plan. Everyday at dinner we talk about what our favorite part of the day was. On Monday, Hayden said his was sitting under the slide, and grabbing kids ankles when they came down so he could scare them. When Asa asked if he got in trouble for it, he replied "Actually, I haven't done it yet. It's my plan for tomorrow'. I saw possible harm in this, but allowed it. The next day at dinner, he told us all about how his plan was successful and named off about seven kids in his class he scared. Peyton couldn't believe they kept falling for it kid after kid. Calib responded with 'those are kindergartners for you'.

Thats it. I have a busy week ahead of me, and have actually written this blog as a two parter- so forgive me if I've repeated myself.

Oh, one more- Award for the funniest misunderstanding this week:

Hayden: Can I sing my vowels?
Asa: Did he just ask if he could drain his bowels?

Next Up: Another doggie birthday party, and ugly Christmas Sweater Parties!