Thursday, April 12, 2012

Week 35: Sometimes I Pretend To Be Normal. But That Gets Boring.

This weeks blog marks only four months until my birthday, and I'm saddened to say this years list is not coming along very well. I know moving put a wrench in the plans- and I can get creative to finish some of them (after all what exactly constitutes learning to eat with chopsticks? Who says camping in the living room doesn't count as camping? And what makes a Rock Band guitar any less a guitar?) I guess I'll be happy with about 70 percent of the list done, given I lost a few months in there.

I left off last Friday with all the fun Spring Break activities, and those continued into the weekend. Saturday we got up and had breakfast- waffles not on Waterstraut waffle Wednesday(blasphemous I know!)- and headed out to the fresh market. I don't know if people had been missing it, or if it was the WONDERFUL weather- but it was super packed. We took Justin with us this time, and we splurged for TWO tropical snows. Peyton and I finally got to split the much anticipated pink lemonade. It was totally worth the wait. We give it two thumbs up. Hayden also got his very first pair of shoes with laces, since he's pretty proficient in tying them now. He was so excited to show that off when he got back to school Monday.

Saturday afternoon we colored Easter eggs. I hard boiled 3 dozen of them in the slow cooker- and it totally worked. Plus, I had Hayden use a whisk for his dipper instead of those little ones that come with the dye, and it was awesome. He didn't even crack one egg.

After we had colored all but five eggs we decided we were going to leave one in each of the dyes for the rest of the afternoon to see how dark they could get. They really ended up kind of slimy and gross though, with a weird film on it. Luckily though, we left them on the counter as not to forget about them (and yes, that has happened before)- so it could have been a lot grosser.

Asa has also improved his cooking skill to a level 8, as he's making DELICIOUS burgers on the grill these days. Peyton requested them for dinner, and Asa was more than happy to oblige. I'm going to be so sad when it's too hot to want to cook out, and eat on the patio.

Saturday night there was a stop at the food truck rally, but the truck I love was out of their awesomely delicious, and very reasonably priced deviled crab. (Why did it take me 5 1/2 years of living in Tampa to eat deviled crab? It's SO yummy) I had to settle for a couple of buckeyes. Here's hoping the food trucks come back to Lutz again soon.

We also decided to watch a movie on Saturday night, and Hayden was knocked out cold by the end of it. Asa moved him to his room, and then Calib and Peyton went off to their rooms, and we started to hide eggs and baskets. With Hayden being the only Easter Bunny believer we have left, it was nice to not have to wait until Calib and Peyton were asleep. We just used the old Christmas trick- and then had so much fun with all our new house hiding spots. Some of my favs: the top of the ceiling fan in the play room, in the spice magnets, and with buzz lightyear.

The boys let Asa sleep till 9:30 on Easter morning since he had worked something like 11 days straight. Then we got up and started in on the hunting. Surprisingly, we had no rouge eggs- Asa and I remembered where we hid every single one.I did feel alot like my fathers daughter as Asa and I sat on the couch and laughed hysterically when they had things right in front of them that they just weren't seeing. I remember Easter mornings where my dad would nearly be in tears from laughter (mostly due to whatever crazy spot he had hidden Cort's basket).

After all the egg hunting, we let the boys hide a dozen for Asa and I to find. I figured this was a good amount, since they would only have 4 to keep track of. However, this would be inaccurate. Peyton couldn't remember where all his were- though we eventually found it pushed into the middle of the paper towel roll. We followed it up with an egg toss.

Then it was on to the peep jousting, which Asa reigned champion. So, just how do you peep joust you ask? Well, as I previously explained on facebook: first you must select your weapon (colored toothpick) and arm your man (jam it into his middle). Then your man must enter the ring (a microwavable safe plate). After everyone places their bets (in sweetarts of course), the ring is caged (placed in the microwave). Then the peeps fight till one has been jousted (you start the microwave and let the peeps expand until one of the toothpicks pokes the other peep). Being careful to call the match before major bodily harm is done, of course. (Before the peep explodes and you have to spend Easter cleaning your microwave)

Ugh, and now my font is all messed up. I'll try and not be all OCD about it. We had a seafood dinner out on the patio, skyped with everyone at Grandma Ainsworths, and watched Despicable Me (It's SO fluFFY!). After that we went for a scavenger hunt walk. I made a bingo type card with things you may see in the neighborhood when out for a walk, and laminated so they could use dry erase markers to mark it off (yay for a reusable activity!) Hayden was the first to get Bingo, though some say the plastic flamingo he saw in someone's garden bed didn't actually count as a bird.

By the time it got dark we were able to have a glow in the dark Easter egg hunt, and make some egg fireflies, which were made to light up and be Easter night lights. Peyton finished off the day giving Denali a nice little Easter treat.


Monday rolled around and the boys were really sad to have to go to school. I have to admit, everyone was pretty well behaved and I was also sad to see them go. Hayden woke up on Monday and said 'Is it a school day?' When I told him it was he replied 'But, I want to stay home and have more fun with you!' About broke my heart! It'll be summer vacation before we know it- we're even going to start making a bucket list for everything we want to go do this summer.

I spent most of Monday doing laundry and cleaning the house, but since we'd all been spending 15 minutes straightening the house every night of spring break, there really wasn't much to do. Luckily it's a work from home week, so I have my wonderful alarm clock of my very handsome, yet scruffy husband. (No office = no shaving)

Tuesday was SOOO boring. Asa had to go into the office for some training, the boys were off at school and the house was clean. I spent most of the day reading my kindle, and getting addicted to words with friends. I did get awfully lonely though. The dogs don't really carry on a conversation very well.

Peyton woke up in the most helpful mood, and while I was out on the patio with the dogs he got everyone breakfast. When I told Asa about this at dinner- Calib refused to be upstaged in the helpful kid category, and went out to clean and vacuum out the car. Since then it's been pretty much a competition of whose more helpful. I guess as far as them competing go, I'm ok with that.

Wednesday and today it was back to Asa working from home, which I super love. Granted, I get less done around the house- but it's nice to have the company, even if I'm just sitting in the same room with him reading my kindle. Plus, I don't have to eat lunch alone- and I HATE eating lunch alone.

Other developments of this week included Asa requesting his days off work for our annual summer Ohio visit, Peyton hating school less now that he's discovered passing fourth grade doesn't hinder on passing the FCAT, Sophie taking her first trip to go pick the boys up from school,Phenom thinking me and him are best friends (though I assure you, we are not), and the boys FINALLY caving in and getting haircuts.

Short Blog, I know- but it's been a recovery week after all the craziness that was last week, which means not a lot to report.

Next Up: Play Date to Adventure Island, and the (still slightly) dreaded FCAT







Friday, April 6, 2012

Week 34: Let's Pack Our Bags and Settle Down Where Palm Tree's Grow

Whooooo- yeaaaaa.. We've got Waterstraut Spring Break in full swing, and it's crazy up in here!

Ok, well, not really- but we sure are having a whole lot of fun. I know this because I've been told what an awesome mom I am for planning such a sweet spring break by my kids repeatedly this week. And not just the usual overly grateful kid of Calib, but in a huge turn of events, Peyton has joined in as well. I even had the boys friend telling me what a good cook I was (and all I did was make quesadillas!). He's requested I call him when Peyton is refusing to eat whatever it is that I cooked.

However, Despite how awesome my week has been, I'm just going to give you the short version of the week, and a week in pictures. This is because of two reasons. 1. I went to the beach without Asa today which meant nobody to sunscreen my back (and it is ON FIRE, people). And 2. I've been asked to sit and watch transformers while I type this. Transformers on a 1080p TV with four boys in the room = SUPER LOUD. (Making it slightly difficult.t to keep my train of thought)

Friday started out with a Welcome Reception. Like, the boys were on a conference or something. They came home to a sign they got to run through (a la high school football), koolade slushies, and a colorful lei to get in the spirit. I then presented them with our Spring Break Itinerary and the rules for the week. It went over well.

Later we went to Grand Prix to spend our groupons I've been holding onto for a good six months. Funny Putt Putt story: Calib wanted to keep score, nobody else did. I told him he could keep score if he wanted to. By hole six he'd asked me to take over. By hole 11 I was bored and started filling in numbers for the rest of the game. I could only keep the secret until hole 13 when I had to spill to Asa. Nobody even asked to see the score card till the next day, when they added it up and found out I won (I swear I had no idea). It wasn't till the next night at dinner that I caved and told everyone what I had done. I can't believe I got away with it, even recording several hole's in one- which nobody got.

We also went go-karting, and the boys got to jump on one of those funny trampoline bungee things. Note to self: Pick up that groupon if it comes around again. For $25 it was a GREAT deal.


Saturday we had to dodge the rain, we went out to pick strawberries, and had I been in Ohio I would have been certain the tornado sirens were about to go off. Fortunately there were still tons of strawberries, so we quickly picked 12 quarts, and got out of there just as a huge gust of cold air made it's way through the field.

Then it poured- but we figured it's Florida, and it almost never rains for long. So we headed over to Adventure Island. Good news: the rain had cleared out most of the crowd. Bad News: slides were closed, so there were a lot of people in the pools. At the exact moment Asa was stating "I don't think they're going to re-open the slides anytime...." he was cut off my an announcement that the slides were opening. It was a mass exodus of the pools, so we enjoyed that for awhile and headed home.

Everyone picked a bored game, and we turned in to see the final four playing in the NCAA tournament. Asa had long ago predicted Kansas vs. Kentucky, however, he had picked Kansas to win. (fast forward to Monday)- I did not pick Kansas to even be there, but I did pick Kentucky to win it all. Which made me the Waterstraut family winner. Ah-ha!

Sunday was April Fools Day. Justin had come over late Saturday night to play Munchkin and collect some strawberries, so he helped with the shenanigans. We TPed Calibs room, put clothespins on Hayden's pajama pants, papered Peyton and Hayden's bedroom door, switched the cereal around in the cereal boxes, safety pinned all Calib's boxers together, stacked Hayden's toys up, and changed Hayden's passwords to ridiculous mumbo jumbo. Needless to say they were not amused. But we sure were. Hayden's response in the morning after he opened his door: "How can this be? Peyton wake up. I have clips all over me!'

I even told them they were having mashed potatoes for lunch. (Thats actually a cupcake, caramel syrup and a starburst though)

That afternoon, we took a trip up to Weeki Wachee State Park. The Springs there have some water slides, and a lazy river. Pretty awesome way to spend a Sunday if you ask me.

The rest of the week we've gone on outings, had tutorials (learning how to do laundry, cook various things, tie shoes, spell Waterstraut, learn our new address and cell phone numbers- I guess most of them were Hayden tutorials, but I'm still pretty happy with the results )

We've also made various arts and crafts. We can now attack a tiny world with our Q-tip Bow and Arrows.
The birds outside Peyton and Hayden's window have been pleased with the peanut butter toilet paper roll bird feeders.

And everyone is sporting their own original designs with their bleach pen t-shirts.

We've made the best use of the lovely weather outdoors with chalk squares (Peyton was the winner)

Donut Eating Contests


Sponge Bombs (that got caught in the strangest places)

And the biggest hit of them all- excavating dollar store bugs out of giants blocks of ice!

We had some interesting meals and snacks this week. One day was 'cloudy with a chance of meatballs' day- and it 'rained' food (aka Asa throws food over the wall in the dining room)

Plus we made campfire cones (way easier than smores), jello aquariums, and watermelon popsicles (in shape of what else? A moose!)

And my very first go around with the ice cream maker (we had strawberry of course)

We've made a lot of trips outside out and about as well. My favorite? The awesome playground in Lakeland (after another stop to pick some more strawberries). Best Playground I've ever been to.

Another stop at Aquatica was in order.

Plus a trip to Busch Gardens with Kevin, Katie, and Angela meeting us. Hayden was so brave and finally got on the Grover coaster, too!

We had our very first trip to our new pool.

Today we went out to the beach at Honeymoon Island, and the boys had a good time playing in the sand.

Except for this part, they avoided the water due to the 'purple flag' which was up to signify 'dangerous marine life'

Then a quick stop at the sprayground to get all that salt water off of us.



Things I learned this week:

Hayden has watched the Lion King too much: he's now convinced when we die we become the grass (thanks a lot Mufasa)

Asa makes water balloon tosses a little too intense.

The boys think letting them sleep on the floor in sleeping bags is the best thing ever.

Funny story:
Me to Asa: (while the boys are out of the room) We could just let them sleep in their sleeping bags again.
Calib: (from the other room) Can we sleep in our sleeping bags again?
Asa to Me: I got this.
Asa to Calib: Depends what are you going to do for us?
Calib: We'll each do an extra two chores tomorrow.
Asa: Deal.

Also in case you were wondering, just what to do with 22 quarts of strawberries:
Jam, Syrup, Strawberry Shortcake, Strawberry Ice Cream, Strawberry Banana Bread, and handing some out to all your neighbors.

Interesting fact: To let you know you can hard boil eggs in the slow cooker. Works pretty well when you want to do 3 dozen at a time.

Oh, and as an added bonus: Peyton's fish had babies AGAIN!

Next Up: Easter Mania! The fresh market, and Lutz's very first food truck rally. I can taste the deviled crab now!